Marijuana Canada is high… uhh, hiring | 22 Minutes

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TRANSCRIPT:

- Thanks for coming.

- Thank you for letting me come here.

- Right...

I'm sorry I have to ask this, but, you're
not high right now,

are you?

Uhhhmmm...

[♩sitar plays ♬]

- No.

Sober as a jud.

- Good.

First question:
where do you see yourself in five years?

Oh, she's sitting right next to me.

- Hi.

I don't think he can see me.

- Right...

What would you say your strengths are?

- I'm gonna say ten.

- Ten... what?

- Ten...

...pounds?

- Nevermind.

What would you say your weakness is?

- Definitely not having an exoskeleton.

It leaves me pretty vulnerable.

- Are you sure you're not high right now?

- I'm sure.

- Ms. Dennis, Mr. Chad Lambton, your one o'clock
interview is here.

- Oh!

Thank you, Chelsea.

- Oh wait!

You're interviewing me!

- Right!

How did we get turned around?

- You asked me where I saw myself in five
years and I said manager.

- And then I assumed you were the manager!

*Laughing*

- I must've got a contact high from your waiting room.

- Wait...

You can get high from wearing contacts?

Yeah, you probably could...

- Cool.

Thanks for comin'.

- Thank you.

[*door slams open*]

- Ah!

God!

- Oh weird!

- Oh, hey.

I don't know how to leave because...

- I gotcha.

Chelsea, the weird door dimension thing's
happening again.

Yep.

- Marijuana Canada:

We're High...

...ring.

Hiring.

Whoops...

[samryder]

“Chelsie, the weird door dimension thing is happening again.”
🤣🤣

[The_Trinity_Effect]

As an ex pot smoker from my youth I can definitely say that was some funny shit right there, kinda makes me miss those days 😢 great job love ya work

[stephaniec.]

Omfg this is amazing! Paahahah when they both realized they're high lmao

[ricardamariabetzing]

as an hr director, i can only say this: best interview EVER!

[ExtremelyOCD]

And your biggest weakness?


Not having an exoskeleton.


I have to admit, she has a point.

[HaloInverse]

To be fair, I've lamented my lack of exoskeleton while sober.

[DMF_]

😂😂😂 my face will hurt in the morning 😆

[bryantstevens]

How am I just seeing these sketches now?? They are classic!

[melaniemarsden]

Omg!!! These commercials make me laugh!!!! Short term memory with weed! lol 😂

[crashoppe]

a cop pulled me over last night and said,
"how high are you?"
i said, "high, how are you?"

[jameson]

So glad I found this channel. I love the marijuana parodies

[mgmg]

All the World should be like this. Peace

[killstdayz]

That video was hilarious! Thanks a ton!

[fredhoy]

I absolutely love your work. Thanks 👍

[wiscgaloot]

Subscribed about 4 or 5 freaking hilarious videos ago! Great stuff.

[garnieross]

As accurate As the rest of CBC's reporting. Apparently the writers were doing too much acid! Had nothing to do with Cannabis!

[wesmcgee]

You know you're high when you wait on a stop sign to turn green, while eating a bag of oreos with garlic dip.

[sunshinedaydream]

1:22 that was funny as shit, CHEERS...

[MissMarinaCapri]

Interviewer – where do you see yourself in five years?
Interviewee – oh, so you’re saying I need to have psychic abilities to see into the future to get this job?

[guitarguy]

Is this a new channel? I just found it and it is crazy funny! Good day, eh?