Tom Segura’s Kids Clearly Have a Favorite Parent

[Rosskles]

The psycho apple doesn't fall far from the psycho tree

[benda]

"I used to judge Tom's parenting. I still do, but i used to also"

[liferiot]

I remember having that realization when I was little... it never leaves.

[ShinobiDrip]

So being a sociopath runs in the family I see...😂

[theonlyalexoliveira]

Every single story about Ellis is him being an absolute fucking nightmare

[Nikkyeshiva]

When they talk about their kids, it's the best.

[nickinportland]

I remember saying my dad was my favorite or something when I was a little kid and made my mom cry. Kids can be brutal 😂.

[dannymartial]

The little's like "Don't put words in my mouth" 😂

[junebug]

The fear of your mom dying as a kid is terrifying. I'm 32 and the thought still shatters my heart. I hope to outlive her but at the same time I don't want her to know the pain of losing a child. Life is complicated man

[gimzoguy]

His youngest saw the Tom Brady roast and was like yeah I'll be good without you

[angelotorto]

Dad can’t die, Tom. You’re a superhero to them

[Tech]

Older one already knows the game. Gotta get them brownie points in when you can 😂

[barraganadalberto]

Undercover serial killer raising future serial killers.

[markkelly]

It's always crazy to see someone like John Stewart on a podcast. You can see the interview training with the talk show hosts turned podcasters.

[mariabolt]

Clearly his kids aren't psychos or sociopaths as they have a conscious and feelings.

[Spyhydro]

These two kids must be a blast to be around. Just watch tommy and Christa I could only imagine how they are turning out. I'm sure the nanny helps them..

[Titans-]

Tom is dope, sucks seeing him get hate for what bert does. Sure they’re friends but tf does that have to do with toms jokes. He is in my top 5 current stand up comics.

[MrTickingtime]

That one gonna finish the feud with Garth

[johncoward]

My daughter was 2 and she talked about me being old and dying and quickly realised she’d killed me in three minutes 😂 she tracked back very quickly making me young and healthy 😂

[Sailboat]

I had this conversation all the time when I was 5. It was always “it’s not gonna happen for a very long time”. Mom died at 7, dad at 19.