Nine Is A Lot | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | 'Ball Hog' on Netflix

Tom Segura tells a story about one of his friends who dreamed about hooking up with a member of the Wu Tang Clan. They have nine members and they all accepted the offer. Nine is a lot! Watch the full stand up comedy special "Ball Hog" streaming on Netflix.

[cvgurau]

the delivery on “they all accepted” was solid fuckin gold

[Milliardo]

„Omg they‘re everywhere“
„Yeah that‘s cause there’s nine of them“

😂

[bwaper]

"protect ya neck" ..you are now officially legit Tom

[Tr-fjhr]

I can’t help but imagine her probably married with adult kids by now, sitting in her living room and watching this lol.

[bigding]

The Wu Tang Clan helped this young lady achieve her lifelong dream.

[clintonkildepsteen]

I love how he takes a bow after the "protect ya neck" joke... He earned it🤣😂🤣

[UpstateGardening]

She don’t do burpees, she does slurpies.

[OvelNick]

What a sweet, wholesome coming of age tale.

[i_am_not_batman]

I don't care if this isn't a real story or not. It's one of the best stories ever.

[sethwatson]

Man, this guy's delivery and cadence is spot on! I think it's 50% or more of your success when you're a comedian.

[kingmajin]

i wanna start calling them the "wu-tang fellas", now. lol

[nickdeiters]

3:56 My new favorite punchline of any joke ever said. Tom is savage level >9000

[jebbryant]

Say what you want that lady set herself a goal then not only succeeded but succeeded in a bigger version of the goal that’s better than 99.99% of New Years resolutions

[danilomoscoso]

Honestly one of the funniest comedians. And just by telling casual shit.
Wish he had more stuff on Netflix.

[tylermitchell]

"Why are they so mean about it" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[westonprather]

With that cinnamon roll bit I wish he went “do you need to go to the hospital? I care about you Bert.”

[ja]

respect the women who was like "Wu tang clan is something to fuck with"

[braydondixon]

My jaw is sore just eating my breakfast sandwich while I watch this video. The endurance that must take is otherworldly

[bigd]

"This was a Thursday for this young lady!"

A day to remember I'm sure lol...

[BOBofGH]

"I'd've skipped lunch" ROFL