The Stages in Becoming a Dice Goblin

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[gamekid]

Man, don't forget the tiny dice, the big dice, and the hollowed big dice with tiny dice inside for advantage rolls.

[sunflowersurprise]

Love the callback to Duke's wife leaving him for his favourite dice 😂

[shawnconway]

You missed one step: when everyone around you encourages you to buy dice because you become the dice dealer for the whole group

[minecakechase]

As a dice goblin myself, the first thing I did when my brother told me he and his friends were starting a dnd group was to tell him to have fun. The second thing I did was send him one of the 25 set bag of dice from Amazon. Gotta keep the dice goblin race going strong

[LisaVGG]

Was this also used as a set up for the Dice Goblins Anonymous video to explain how this guy got to where he was? Cause if so that’s genius

[idankatz]

"How is he a 10/10 if there's a d20?!" Is so good

[thesong]

I always thought of step 1 as "It would be nice to roll the XdY's I need all at once instead of rerolling the same 1 X Y times"
and then step 2 would be having a character with an obscenely high damage roll

[Lazy_Loria]

I had one set of dice. My friends knew I liked DnD and collectively got 7 more pairs + 2 dice bags for a birthday present. (They didn't know that everyone had the same exact plan) It spiraled. My dice are now uncountable. Thank you, friends, for putting me on this path. Your contributions will be remembered forever.

[DasherDash]

I'm guilty of putting my friend on that path. She was playing a very long time, using a phone app to roll the dice. But on her birthday, I gave her hers first set. Now she has around 20 sets. Including one metal set...

I turned her into goblin and there is no way back.

[LS-gcbj]

I feel ya. Anytime i see a cool set of dice i always gotta remind myself that i got enough dice at home. Even got some silicon molds in case i ever feel like making a custom set.

[rainasojen]

The sad thing is ...I have all these dice that don't belong to any set anymore but I *still* can't get rid of them! 🤣

[Dileelikesbananas]

Thank you Duke for being so loud about this. Stage 12 Dice goblin is such a serious issue that the Dnd community faces every year, and needs to be addressed before coming a serious issue. Thank you :)

[Raven_Leblanc]

You forgot the alternate route of making your own dice... becoming a *DICE DWARF!*

FORGING your own MASTERPIECES. Perfecting the CREATION of artificial GEMS! Such TREASURES a mere goblin would NEVER be able to afford. Such BEAUTY an ELF would be JEALOUS! Only another DWARF being able to APPRECIATE the MASTERY and GENIOUS in your work!

Only a Dice Dwarf could understand these feelings. The pride, the joy! Only a handful of others we trust with our craftsmanship. Our most amazing works kept safe and sound into our own custody.

[scoots]

I was on step 13 when I realized I have problem. Step 13 is acceptance that you are a dice goblin and that you need more shiny math rocks to click clack in our hands

[Keldar]

And then there is stage 13. Simply known as the Laura "bold of you to assume I can only fill one bag of holding with my dice collection" Bailey

[PhantomFox]

When I started my group, I got 4 pretty sets themed after the four seasons with season themed shapes inside, and a tub of 20 regular sets for my players to share since they were all brand new. They have all bought their own sets (except one guy) and now the tub is mostly just for me if the four seasons dice are misbehaving.

[DonTinker]

And never forget Stage 0: actually owning no dice and lean on your friend's set

[TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I have been at Step 2 for eleven years.

I don't think I'm cut out to be a dice goblin. Too expensive.

[mythmakroxymore]

This would have been excellent on the 12 days of Christmas.

[ILockhartI]

Does anyone else die a little inside whenever someone calls them “pairs” of dice?