Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout

Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?

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[TheBabylonBee]

What food is required at every cookout?

[nikkij]

As a Hispanic person I officially died at the "Latinx people love me." The vast majority of us despise that term. Brilliant Bee!!

[BrianLeeWho]

The wife saying “Well, bless your heart” was perfect.

[anthonyr]

This needs to become an actual TV Show, I swear to god. The Babylon Bee needs its own subscription service for TV shows.

[mistervacation]

I was asked by a California neighbor here in Texas not to cookout anymore cuz it was making them sick to smell meat cooking. I said Sure no problem. So the next day I went and bought the biggest brisket I could find and smoked it all day and half a night. I'm sure YouTube will take down my comment and call it harassment

[robertjanko]

As a german I really dont know how to handle people like that. We got them here too and its more or less like talking to someone with immense psychological problems, but they make politics out of it and thats just pure madness!

[dasjuggernaut]

As a person who is from the south and lives in LA, this is 💯 accurate. And they call us normal folks "backwards" or "stupid"

[mcgirtICreality]

I love how he says "you're home now". men truly bond around beer and BBQ!

[mmuti]

As an african from malawi I honestly love Texans cause I feel like that's what an authentic american is genuinely like

[Archangel]

Her feeding the salad to the dog is gold 😂

[Jeff-bys]

F'ing brilliant! True story: a few years back we had some people up to our camp. Wife and daughter claimed themselves as Vegans and husband called himself a Pescatarian. I had also made some thick steaks on the grill which were nice and marbled. A little sea salt and fresh ground pepper and step back! Anyway, I had leftovers on a big cutting board and had brought them inside. I went in a little later to get a fresh beer and there was the husband with a knife in one hand sawing off bits he found and stuffing his face with steak while hiding from the wife. It was hilarious!

[LMacNeill]

"My gardener, Javier, nicknamed me Karenito. It means he cares." I almost spewed coffee all over my keyboard with that one!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[livergen]

Now that's what you call brotherly love, I actually almost cried when he said ((" now your home ")), that was solid gold guys, please, more-more-more, you're killing it.

[jasondonnelly]

The build up was a long one, but when Steve was eating ribs, I died laughing. Part 3 needs to come

[DEAD-LAST]

I loved the part when he put his hand on his shoulder and said, "well you're home now".

[danielamaro]

"Don't so good...."

He is the very definition of a person that has truly awakened.

[riftshredder]

This should be an ongoing series lol I'm surprised that dog is actually eating that, my dog won't even touch anything that's green

[shoktroop]

Absolutely true. I've been sittin' with my wife and kids at a outdoor bbq restraunt and heard someone ask for a vegan plate, the waiter said jokingly "you must be from california" and without a hickup she said "Yes, Why?"

[TheTexican]

As a lifelong Texan, I can vouch: this video could not have been any more perfect. 👌❤️🙌

[henning]

Im a German who traveled a lot of countries, Texas is the only place I could imagine making it my permanent home. I loved the people, I loved the culture, I loved the climate, I loved the way of life. Sounds crazy, but being in Texas makes you feel free & proud :D best greetings from Munich to all of you ;)