Everything Californians Should Know Before Moving To Texas

Are you moving to Texas from California? There are a few cultural differences you need to be aware of! Presented by Steve and Timpani from our hit Californians Move to Texas web series.

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[YoungGandalf]

"I pee standing up, _now!"_

Thanks for the clarification.

[filbertovandette]

"except in Austin.... they're know...*dur*"

I'm dead...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[wimeatsworld]

"I don't need your help to introduce me *anymore"* is a solid start.

[derail]

Bless your heart is all over the south not just Texas! In the the south we have manners even when we insult someone!

[brenton]

The way he flipped that gun broke all the gun safety codes

[Beriothien]

"I'm a Texan! I pee standing up now!" hell yea brother. Moving into big boy pants.

[The_Economst]

I just moved from CA to TX a few weeks ago. I come from the conservative part of CA, keep Texas red!!

[HelloKitty-jzgm]

“I pee standing up now”! 😂😂😂 @babylonbee please do more episodes of this couple. I love them. 😂

[mariatorres]

As a former Californian, I approve this message! 🤣😅 Pew Pew.

[espiritlibre]

If you moved to Texas remember why you moved and what you left behind. Keep Texas Red!

[charlesgoossen]

He said I’m a man I pee standing up now that shit had me laughing my ass off!!😂😂

[jennnoseworthy]

I love that they brought you guys back

[IamRa-]

shit the “ bless your heart” thing is so accurate hahaha I haven’t heard that expression since my days at a prestigious all boys boarding school which was VERY southern

[anotheraggieburneraccount]

as an Austinite living in another part of texas now, I can confirm this is accurate

[HabibiSweetie]

The greatest Ad for Texas ever made! 😂

[ISoloYouRelax]

I had to explain to my Yankee boss in thr south about bless your heart. She had been saying it to customers for ever and I talked to her about it. She tried to defend herself and ask other employees about they all sided with me and her husband of over 12 year was asked and he told her too. She couldn't believe her husband of all ppl let her go around blessing ppl like that.

[terrikyle]

You should have said that you got gun safety training from Alec Baldwin 😂😂😂

[MikeJAk]

"I'm a man now I pee standing up" 🤣

[jessicaryan]

It's totally true about the "bless your heart" comment. It's NOT a compliment.

[helenahandbasket]

We're being flooded by Californians in Wyoming. It sucks. They video us when we chase deer off our hay pile, try to tell us what we're allowed to have on our land (We can have animals in our subdivision, they can't), and they keep taking our dog home when he's only been out for an hour! Keep to your own business. Now we want to move.