Top 5 Worst Types of AoE2 Players

00:00 Intro
00:38 5
02:14 4
04:06 3
05:30 2
06:44 Honorable Mention
07:41 1

#Ageofempires2, #AoE2, #Hera

[thomas]

An honorable mention should have been the guy that somehow cheated the PC performance test with his potato computer and lags out every lobby that he joins.

[andyroosky]

I'm not a balance Andy, I'm not a pathing Andy. I'm not FreakinAndy... (unfortunately) I'm just a low elo Andy.

[davidgood]

Nope . The absolute worst AoE player is the infinite pause guy . They have lost, so they pause the game and when you unpause, they pause right back again . That is miserable .

[mramosotero]

1:30 "Constable Richemont : bro I'm the Standard AI" 😂😂😂

[MasoMathiou]

I feel like the "cheeser" shouldn't be part of that list because there shouldn't be an "official" way to play the game.
If you stop developping your eco while going all in agression, you are taking a major risk + this kind of strat takes a while to be mastered.

It's not really op (otherwise it would be the meta) and I have more respect for these kinds of players since they are at least trying for something different than the "standards" BO that 90% of us are using.

And I'm not even one of them :p

[jackbloe]

The smurf might be worst than all of them…

[vojkanbg]

The worst are those team members who get mad and start attacking you with onagers while you are trying to win the game.

[schmeed]

daily reminder that "gg" stands for "git gud"

[YJKB]

Add to the list:
-the guy that comes under your TC to kill the sheeps in unranked games (to do that forgot to make vills for 1 min)
-the guy in team games that makes fun of the other side who is losing, points out where they are making mistakes and laughs, doesn't send help and has half of the score of the side he's making fun of
-the guy who calls gg when he's winning because he's having a decent push but has no idea of the state of your eco and army behind that one building he destroyed, he will gradually lose patience and start calling gg more and more often without noticing your army in his eco
-Hera can't say anything about this one because he makes build orders so we have to say it, the guy who learns a build order and feels like a god but has absolutely no idea how to play after the build instructions are over and just quits if something doesn't go perfectly as he would like
-The franks arabia player, he will only play franks, he will only play arabia, he will only play scouts into kinghts, his build is perfect, tried it for months 5 hours a day vs the AI, then he will die to halbs because he refuses to make anything but knights and he will blame the game for that
-the goth spammer in team games, he will play only pocket and he will boom, if he's not imp with all the tech, 20 barracks and super eco he will not make army even if the flank is under siege by 2 players from the start, then he will resign with 0 was score because "the flank is noob"
-The mongol micro obsessed (in general any cav archer civ but they really love the mangudai), he will only micro that army, nothing will ever touch that army, he will feel like a god for killing anything that comes close, if you split your army using trash units to keep the cav archers busy while the gold army destroys his city their brain will do the windows shutdown sound
-and then the intentional lagger, a rare type you can find in lobby, mostly chinese players, they will play pocket on closed maps like michi, black forest, amazon tunnel, and they will boom into unique units, most common are balistas but also wagos, the game will be fluid until you show up with the counter unit, onagers for example, at that point the game will start to lag, I'm talking about heavy lag like 3 fps, I realized that they do it to have more time to react and move their units, this is the worst because you already played for like 30 min and in a 4 vs 4 you don't want to be the one who quits because can't stand lag and ruin the game for everyone so players stay hoping that the lag was just a moment

[BeeDubs]

"Should I Stop going to gym and sit on horses instead???" slayed me

[MrVRonin]

I think you missed one. The one that blames the teammates. I can’t count the “you only won because my teammate are a bunch of [insert whatever]”. Even in unranked games.

[tomscorpion]

“Does sitting on a horse give you more strength“ got me :))

[lonewolforigin]

I'm the: "I suck, so I don't play anymore and just watch Hera play" Andy 😂

[ryanstockil]

The people that go Spanish cannon galleons on oasis…

[damianvergaradominguez]

you missed the one I hate the most: the "no gg guy". sometimes I'm losing, I say gg and the other guy says "ez, noob", so I automatically become the "wall vil in the corner" guy as a response 11

[flapjacki]

First place: my current opponent. Always 11

[ryans]

I respect people who go for crazy all-ins way more than the other cheesers

[hendrickziegler]

You are missing some infuriating things in Low Elo (I play around 1100):
- The Narcissist: Requests a totally unviable strat at the beginning of the game "no buts" and quits when noone joins in.
- The well-meaning waller: When you take a defensive fight against some ranged civ and your teammate panic-walls just in front of your army, leading to its annihilation. Your army may survive --> they breach --> team mate walls further back and repeats the ordeal.
- The well-meaning offensive pocket: He does help you by building tons of army. But he doesn't spend a thought on building placement and blocks your resources by stupid production building placement
- The passive pocket: When the flanks do flank stuff to each other but your own pocket only reaches castle when you are already getting trebbed. Berries, boars and deers all still there.
- The massing pocket: Builds 60 knights with 2 TC in castle, idles them forever, then runs them into helbards.
- The uneducated one: Has favorite units Uses them against whatever cimes his way. Countering skirms with archers or conqs with individual knights? He will go for it.
- The "let me play my game"-player: Has a dozend vills idle on the map in early castle. When you ping them, he gets aggressive and spam-pings for the rest of the game.
- The "don't worry"-guy. Plays Dark Forest as if it was Arabia. When you ask him to wall, he responds with "don't worry". Will resign when he gets inevitably sneaked.

[pasteyman]

For me, the worst has to be the smurf.. I understand that really high level pros sometimes can’t find a game, but apart from that 0.01% exception, there’s no reason to have a smurf account.

[Momo_oo]

the andy complaining about knights against standard AI bit just made my whole day lol thank you