How to Get Out of Turkish Military Service

Streamer HasanAbi explains how he got out of mandatory Turkish military service

[hotdogwater]

i’m turkish and i didn’t know this. i’m gonna call my friends, see if they’re free this summer

[mralpha]

"I missed class because I'm *medically gay* "

[brentongilmore]

Bro had a whole gallery before he even found out about this loophole.

[Bizzyben]

“Aw dude the camera wasn’t rolling we gotta do another shoot”

[joshcross]

Yeah hassan, we know how you avoided it

[mr.markofski]

“I’m gay”
Turkey: 😐

“Also a bottom”
Turkey: 😟

[yuriparasite]

28 days of service vs 1 night of service. The math checks out boys.

[Unknown-to-you]

All Turkish photoshop artists : my time has come

[sneksteppy]

Turkish dude here, can attest. It's literally gotten me out of service many times.

[valenciasainz]

"And guys that's how i skipped the military service in Turkey." 💀

[cole]

Turkey:
We have to protect our precious precious bottoms at all costs

[yonisMw]

Turkish military: "this guy got f*** enough.. let him go"

[Jilve]

Turkish doctors: "i diagnose you with gay"

[sushistudios]

"You gotta server in are military"
"I'm gay"
"Oh are you a bottom or a top"
"What-"

[godssilliestsoldier]

“This picture is too blurry, retake them”

[Kartlos]

Turkish Government is literally like: *pics or it didn't happen*

[Tyler]

Your friend says he love you like a brother, BUT does he love you enough to get you out of the military?😂

[erenkorkmaz]

unless you pay its 6-18 months not 28 days :D

[BurgerPwner]

Bro has been consistently avoiding service everyday for the last 10 years

[TheAntiTrope]

"Them cheeks getting clapped? You can stay back"