Food Theory: You're Cooking Your Thanksgiving Turkey WRONG!

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It's that time of year again, where we all prepare to cook our favorite bird - the turkey! Listen, I am a connoisseur of Thanksgiving meals and the turkey is something I look forward to all year. So, it is VERY important to me to make sure that you are cooking your turkey the RIGHT way! You see, many people are doing it all WRONG! Today Theorists, I will show you the definitive way to cook your Thanksgiving turkey to make your dinner spectacular!

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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick, Justin Kuiper, and Luke Barats
Editors: Koen Verhagen and Forrest Lee
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman

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[thatchillasian]

“Spatchcocking is the best way to make a turkey”
People who took CPR Classes: “My time has come”

[rebeccabates]

Matpat saying that the spatchcock turkey went in the second oven had my brain immediately hear markiplier yelling "I am a man who owns FIVE ovens"

[geekygamer]

Stephanie: *explaining in extreme detail how the turkey is amazing*
MatPat: "I like turkey. Turkey makes me happy."

[nerdyfoxes]

Steph: "I think we did it. He's sufficiently dead"
Mat: *w h e e z e*

[HDTomo]

Game theory: theories
Film theory: plot fixing and filling
Food theory: scientific tests

[breadbun]

“Its a business expense” “YESSSS” they’re adorable together

[spudd]

Stephanie: It’s really moist, it’s well salted, it tastes seasoned, it’s a little battery, it’s exactly the way it should be.
Mat: **mouth full** turkey makes me so happy

[MOoNBlox]

Steph: Explaing how well it was cooked ( Well spiced, crispy skin etc. )
Matt : - Full mouth - Turkey makes me so happy...turkey is the best

[thememegeneer]

Matpat: I’m not much of a skin guy

So thats why he’s so obsessed with exoskeletons

[BeaglzRok]

"We get to have two turkeys"
"And both of them were a business expense"
That's peak dad feel right there, I'd slap a lens flare eyes on that

[asteroiderer]

Imagine you're that turkey in whatever afterlife it has and he's looking down as they're doing "CPR" on his long dead corpse.

[meks]

steph: yes, very moist, nicely salted, nicely seasoned, overall good cook.
mat: i l i k e t u r k e y

[kunstderfugue]

You know you're an adult when the one thing that makes your day is getting to write off your favorite meal as a business expense

[herosoris]

Get yourself a man who looks at you with as much joy as Matpat does when eating turkey.

[crystalspeed]

"both of them are a business expense"
that is why this channel exists

[AnderH]

I have genuinely always hated all of the roasted turkey I’ve had, and I saw this video this summer (I think). I sent it to my dad, who’s in charge of the turkey every year. This year he spatchcocked it and I had seconds and took leftovers. Thank you so much for making this video. I can actually eat protein at thanksgiving now.

[beanacademy]

Stephanie: *Giving her Honest Opinion*
Mat: "Turkey Makes me so Happy..."

[charlesfrancis]

MatPat: You're cooking your Turkey wrong!

My Grandma: Who dares summon the ancient one!?

[serveturkey]

Friendly reminder: get to defrosting your turkey this Sunday.

[MeMe-eost]

Steph: * goes Gordon Ramsey for 10 mins straight while discussing the turkey *

Mat: TURKAY MAK ME HAPPI 😊