How To Sleep In Class Like A Professional (High School/College Edition)

Master Procrastinator here, teaching you the ways of the Woke Koala. The third chapter of the Barnacle S. Guide.
Why isn't the koala a real bear?
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He doesn't have the right koalifications HAHAHA
FOR ALL THAT IS SQUID, SHARE THIS VIDEO! I went beyond ultra..

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[sinixdesign]

As a college teacher, I can confirm that everything in this video is 100% factual.

[nggn]

1. I act introverted in class so teachers leave me alone.
2. I do my homework 5 in the morning
3. When I have a project I have 2 weeks to work on, I finish it the last day

[archivist_]

My greatest sleeping in class moment was when my teacher asked me a question while I was sleeping which woke me up, I then answered the question correctly and went back to sleep

[shruu]

im actually kinda proud to say that when i was in high school, i slept through a earthquake triangulation explanation and was the first and only person to get the assignment right on the first try. During popcorn readings, i would count ahead to see which paragraph i need to read, and remember the final lines of the paragraph before me, then wake up when i heard those magic words

[kitcatmeow]

my friend has perfected this art when she sleeps her hand moves slightly so it only looks like she's writing or typing its honestly amazing

[swirx]

The best way to fall asleep in class is to be Asian and when they say HEY WAKE UP! accuse them of being racist

[arandompie]

I have practiced this for years now...

I've achieved a hole new level that let me sleep with opened eyes

[undeadboyoexe]

been doing this for years, I do this half sleep thing where I close my eyes and I can still hear everything but I'm not awake so the class goes faster and I'm aware enough to engage when I need to so I seem like I'm paying attention, my classes would be over in like 15 minutes for me amd I still maintained good grades. didn't know this was so uncommon, thank you for teaching me that I am a God among men

[xyon]

*Teacher:* Why are you sleeping in my class?
*Me:* Because your voice is soothing and it makes me sleepy.
*Teacher:* Then why aren't your classmates asleep?!
*Me:* BECAUSE THEY AREN'T LISTENING TO YOU!

[rhyme]

*Here's a pro tip: Sleep with your hands together like you're praying, when you get caught, just say Amen*

[raychen]

I've fallen asleep in class once before, and the teacher woke me up by smacking the back of my head with the history textbook. Afterwards, there were kids who thought I fell asleep on purpose to spite the teacher, cause he was so ridiculously boring that other kids (including the tryhards) were trying not to pass out themselves. Lmao, never did it again, but just a note, if you ever teach a class, don't teach it as if you're trying to put people to sleep.

This is why they'd come watch this video. Cause they sleeping...

[ballsdeep]

There’s another sleeping position: you lean so far back in your chair that you are barely sitting in it anymore, then you lean your head forward. If your teacher calls you out then you can blame it on the angle they were looking at you from making it seem like your eyes were closed

[dragonrazvan]

Me watching this when schools are closed: *The Time Traveler*

[puneetmaheshwari]

"I was not sleeping I was just resting my eyes"


Damn that was smooth

[LosJoshh]

Rewatching this (when i watched it i was in Hs and now i’m in college) and honestly just makes me appreciate the heroes without capes, who were complete strangers to you but would wake you up when the teacher was coming around or something was going on.

Legit this happened to me i think 2-3 times and honestly, those people are blessings. Like extending your hand down to the pit i am “hey wake up, she’s coming. Here’s the notes” 🥺🥺 idk who you are kind stranger but you’re already too good for me 🥺

[moaningdude]

As someone who sleeps in class, I can confirm that this 100% true

[uynnabii]

This is when my Asian eyes kick in. If the teacher tells you to wake up or 'open your eyes', just say "tHaT's RaCisT" ;D

[johne]

I’m a pro class sleeper, I once got through a whole 2 hour class and not even my classmates noticed.

[MissFall]

OMG, that is the energy, the reason why I love you, and why I’m a subscriber🤣🤣🤣🤣

[statesminds]

Sleeping in college was always the funniest concept. I was paying money to miss lectures 😂