Sleeping in School

All day I'm sleepy. All night I'm wide awake.

Stalk Me:

[froyohead]

And yet, falling asleep during your bedtime is impossible

[fred]

Dang why’d this have to come out during school hours. Swoozie knows these are my sleeping hours

[pokemonmanic]

I used my Asian eyes to my advantage, I just had to make sure I was sitting up and I could sneak a quick nap ;)

[DaGoodVybe]

“I’m just super Saiyan “


*imma start usin that*

[swoozie]

Pssssttt... I'm finally going to Australia! Pop-up meet n greet at Vidcon in Melbourne. Keep an eye on my ig story on Saturday Sept 1st for deets.

[brycedeshaies]

" We think your son is smoking that wacko tobacco " 😂

[wearenumber]

School: *makes kid get up super early*




Also school: *expects kids to stay awake*

[BN-xohp]

1:22
*_Made me choke on my baguette_*
*Im* *_DECEASED_*

[alxngera]

If sleep is good for you, why dont they allow it in school?

[Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*“He might even be on crack too” I’m wheezing 😭☠️😂*

[momoniji]

0:49 Me trying to start my lawnmower in winter.

[morganfreeman]

Teacher:Why are you sleeping during my lesson!?!?
Student:Why are you teaching during my nap

[caastout_]

Okay that "Get Out" reference got me good

[ramseyjt]

This man is legit me but all grown up.

1. The sleep free fall and snap back
2. “You’re gonna miss nap time”
3. Waking up with a pool of drool on ur desk

This man just gave a resume of my time in school

[arnieartful]

"You're in a sunken place now"

Anyone get that Get Out reference? Lol

[AcreenosXavain]

What really gets me is when you sleep in class the teachers calls you out but not the other kid that's sleeping directly in front of them.

[umlexio]

WHO REMEMBERS THE BLUE BEDS wE HAD IN Kindergarten Y'ALL rEMeBER THAt HAD TO WASH THEM EVERYDAyY

[oofree]

some fun statistics:
-If you only learned what was useful, you would only spend an hour a day at school, which includes 3 jobs and a 15 minute practice period.
-I read that to one of my teachers, to which they responded “it’s to be a well educated member of society.” Than tell me this. Is simply being “well educated” really worth approximately 3744 extra days of school? I don’t think so. But alas, there’s nothing we can do as a student, so we continue to pay them so we can go and work at this torture camp they address as “education”
-School tears friendships apart
You’ve probably heard that school is a place to make new friends. It is true, but it is not the whole truth. One year you may make friends, but the very next, there’s either a team or class separation, simply banning social contact with friends, thus tearing them apart.
-We are forced to sit down and be lectured and examined for 7 hours a day. This form of education was introduced over 200 years ago, making the school system highly outdated. We have to ask permission to simply go to the bathroom. Heck, in my school, you get detention for laughing. The only “happiness” you get in school is the smiley posters you see scattered across the school. This is because at the time when this education system was effective, students were trained to work in a factory. Working exactly as told, and when to do it. But society has evolved, but school lacks behind, leaving all that useless junk I mentioned earlier. Some students also learn at a faster or slower rate than others. This standardized learning protocol isn’t very flexible, making yet another flaw. Another flaw is how we are taught. A standard “learning” protocol is to force students to sit down at a desk and chair, get out the work that took time out of their leisure, hand out discipline for those who don’t comply, and lecture them for hours and have them take notes. Needless to say most of us forget the stuff we learned over the summer. School’s response to this was to simply re-lecture them the next grade, totally not invest in a more efficient teaching method, No! What kind of school would that be? An effective one? No. Here we prepare you for more school. At the last grade, congratulations! You completed this wild ride. But I have some bad news. Only 2% of what you learned was useful, (depending on your career.) so good luck with your life, I guess you’ll live to- wait, we took up most to all of your childhood. Well in that case, enjoy the REST of your sad, miserable life. So another flaw would be the teaching methods. So with all that wrapped up, I’d be pretty reasonable to say that the education system is REALLY screwed up.

[leonw.]

If School Isnt a Place to Sleep
Then My House isnt a Place to Study!

[SparkkFX]

I would always be sleepin in class to the point where the teacher be like “are you sleepin?” I’m like “no I’m asian, it’s just how my eyes are.” 😂😂😂