Longlegs Sucks! - Spoilers!

Longlegs Spoiler Breakdown - Longlegs is a new film that is pretending to be something produced by A24. It's got amazing cinematography and slick production value but that's about it. The story is a mess with so much thrown at the wall in the final act. The characters are either dull, uninteresting robots or absolutely unhinged in the silliest way (Nicholas Cage). Longlegs had potential but poor execution. I explain why in the video.

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Narrated by: Adam Olinger
Edited by: Adam Olinger

[carlosbarrow]

The worst thing about this film is that it sucks as a detective thriller and as a horror. There is pretty much zero actual detecting. Longlegs basically guides her and then she magically solves the cyphers. So it's boring on that front. Then the supernatural element is not scary, comes too late and is underbaked and underwhelming. Just all around terrible...but it looks and sounds really nice.

[Cucumberknife]

The main characters heavy breathing in every “scary” scene drove me nuts

[tjspaulding]

The movie was way overhyped. Really disappointing

[jamesgreenwood]

Besides dragging ass, at the beginning, when her partner got shot at the front door, SHE HIDES BEHIND A GIANT WINDOW? Yeah, I'm sure THAT is an FBI defensive tactic! WTF?!?

[Ocapela]

The moment she didn't call for backup for her partner. I bailed out. Great atmosphere to sleep to. 😂

[UnbrokenMarionettes]

The movie really did drag and was not scary at all. The part where Nicholas cage starts singing like Marilyn Monroe was funny😂

[cookiewoman]

I completely agree. I really wanted to like this film but my friend and I kept looking at each with this face throughout---->😕

[lloydpassafume]

The whole movie just felt off. I’m shocked by the overwhelming positive reaction this movie is getting. Like it’s “changing the game” in horror. Like cmon. If you liked the movie ok, but it’s statements like that kind of piss me off. The movie was also predictable. To each his/her own I guess. Great content Adam! 😊

[sunsin]

My wife and son went to see "Despicable Me 4" and I found myself envying them from about 5 minutes into this.

[bunvag]

I just do not under the hype of this movie. It was tension filled, shot beautifully, has style. But I feel like it had no real pay off. There’s so many ideas crammed into this movie that it ends up feeling like a artsy nothing burger in the end.

[Clive-uscl]

The scene toward the beginning (mentioned in this review) where LL leaves a note at MM's house is a crucrial failure that undermined everything after. We see the main character nonchalantly assume that she's in no danger from the killer, albeit for no rational reason. Whatever happens after that, the movie has already taught us not to feel tension or threat from the killer.

[defface]

The most disappointing movie in years from all the hype... First 15 minutes was creepy, but the rest wasn't scary, and I kept wanting to laugh every time Cage was on screen... Too goofy of a character

[AadilCuts]

Seeing Lee Harker lose her breath (and her shit) everytime something happened was so nonsensical. Shes a cop goddammit. Why does she seem to be having a nervous breakdown when something slightly pressurizing happened?!

[Riz_Miah]

The fantastic marketing for this film did it such a disservice in the end. I expected one thing going in just to be disappointed. So many viewers around me talking about how it was not scary at all and just boring because the plot felt so contrived. The whole ability Lee has was so dumb that ruined the detective aspect that I was looking forward to

[corychapman]

One of the parts I hated most is when Harker goes to her moms hoarder house for answers and gets the flashback of taking the Polaroid picture of Longlegs that was kept for 30 years for some reason, Then the next scene they’re swarming in on Longlegs at the bus stop because apparently that’s all the info they needed. God this movie was so bad.

[roastbeefyweefy]

She doesn't blow the head off the doll but yeah, didn't buy the suspense of letting the wife die before jumping into action when it's the kid's turn.

[mistadopeman]

I wasn’t so big on it. Not scary at all. It could’ve been a great crime thriller. But the characters were too closely involved with everything. I couldn’t buy into it.

[brandi]

Saw this movie with my friend last night after hearing so many good things about it but it was literally one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time

[fake-natty]

She never uses her half ability aside from in the very beginning

[kyleweber]

Finally a review I can agree with! Stupid movie with no point. No single character had clear motives for their actions. You knew Longlegs was the killer the whole time, it was clear the mom was involved. Total waste of time