If our education system was honest

A satire/parody on our current education system featuring our own Mrs. Smriti Irani. The Indian education today is has turned into nothing short of a joke, so I thought why not make a joke about itself?

I have wasted my late teens in watching tons of movies. Only lately did I realize that I can review them and act like a critic, although one look at them and anyone will realize what a fraud I am.

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Title: If our education system was honest
Genre: Comedy, Social commentary
Duration: 5 minutes 16 seconds
Word Count: 982
Edited on: VSDC free software (I'm broke)

Video Idea: It's been on my mind for a long time actually. Together with the health system, these two have become complete business for money sucking corporations and a parody video was long due.
Last Minute Thoughts: Of course not all systems are the same. Some do have high standards. We need to stop giving the highest of importance to silly exams and start focusing on what the real life is all about (which by the way if you are still a teen - SPOILER ALERT - is nothing like the exams). Last year the CBSE even revamped the whole system for the first time after independence. So the future isn't all that bleak... Maybe my kids might be able to choose physics with philosophy after all...
Just kidding. They will probably be shopaholics.
Similar Channels worth your time: Vir Das, Kenny Sebastian, (other upcoming Indian Stand up comedians too that are too many to list), Exurbia (Exurb1a)

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One lingering question that my audience and my friends have in common is 'What the hell are you doing here?' Well, I started a YouTube Channel with the intent of making some friends online ( I had none back then. Wait - I still don't) and fame (I had none back then and yeah - I still don't). So, while this plan has spectacularly failed, I simply can't not make videos anymore. I might take a one week sabbatical or a two month trip to Las Vegas (I admire your naivety if you believe the latter to be true) but I will make a video all the same. What will it be about? Your guess is as good as mine. One day it will be philosophical bullshittery and the next it will be a depressing, self-indulgent social commentary that will break any man's nerves and stop him from smoking cigarettes. Or perhaps the opposite. Either way, it shall be a mix of self-proclaimed comedy or highly meta pretentious stories with useless little personal anecdotes. But don't worry, they will be few and far in-between. The script will never be rehearsed before recording, not will it be glanced more than once, because I am afraid I will be too bored to edit it if I read it one more time.

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[yourrr_him]

you forgot this:
"your son will surely get a job... as a peon in our school." 💀

[amyfarrel]

watched like 2-3 vids of yours .. ur hilarious!😂

[dhruw]

Lmao smriti irani's face is so fitting.

[AvikNayak_]

Indian Education is basically like College gets my money, Online course seller gets my money, Hostel owner gets my money, and what I get? stress, anxiety, and lots of work.

[aradhyasaxena]

getting recommended this in the middle of my boards with NEET around the corner is...accurate

[teestadas]

bruhhhh!! am seriuosly addicted to ur channel now ! my frnd introduced me to this vdo....nd guess wht now i can't stop watching ur videos without replaying them!! u r da best dude!!

[uraniumgaming]

we'll never know what was he going to ask after phone rang :(

[grimsobad]

You missed the part where they conduct a surprise raid into your house to find out your annual income.

[FactOhab]

There is no education system, there is education industry.

[prakhar]

"Our school has 3 principles
1. Rote memorization
2. Rote memorization
Would you like to guess the thrid one?"
"Rote memorization?"
"See? It works"

[GodzillaGaming-ziqo]

Why this masterpiece recommended after 3 years😂

[XenithAxe]

Our education system is like eat, vomit and eat the vomit.

[justamemer]

"see it works" is an insanely funny way to describe this.

[dinkanchundeli]

I'm disappointed to see that you left out the most important certificate for an indian. It's necessary for one to be born, to educate, to get gov job, to marry or even die...





Caste certificate

[GhoshDiptangshu]

Was this video suddenly recommended to all of us after 3 years

[COALROCK]

India systems, we are computerised,
But just to send emails, to save on letter stamps 😂

[neoelementia]

Im an nri who just turned 18 and went to get my 10 year passport. I still needed my parents passport and all their details😂 they said under 21 ur still a minor

[VeikaTheNetizen]

Ironically i got PW advertisement after the video lmao

[Lonely_ghost]

I am absolutely, definitely, gracefully, and most certainly cooked in all ways possible

[nishithashetty]

The extra 'H' is always causing us to start over