Shocking Schlong Surprise - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[The_Crimson_Lion]

He chose the middle urinal, rookie mistake bud

[cherryhazard]

This is too specific and regretful for it to not be true lol.

[vsgfilmgroup]

This is why you NEVER TAKE THE MIDDLE URINAL unless there's no other choice. And even THEN, you think about a stall first.

[averagesubatomo]

Everytime i see a greentext that starts with "be me" it's almost always like

>be me
>followed with the usual gay sht

[josephjackson]

What really happened:

Anon was taking a piss, saw another man out the corner of his eye, got nervous, started pissing everywhere, then left. The other man was just confused.

[Cool_Kid]

Long as your forearm? That’s nasty bro.

[B-]

I'll take things that didnt happen for $500.

[mercy.]

out of all those urinals WHY the middle one.

[HexagonPankake]

The pain in this man’s voice when he had to say “desu” is real

[MobTalon]

Anon so gay he made up a story about a walking human futa.

[smeefbeef]

OP needs to drop the name of the city and mall, pretty pretty please.

[Musipict]

He knows he wanted to destroy that femboy

[TheCosmicafroninja]

The comedic timing of the turn in this story is unparalleled

[nickcara]

A preciously rare occasion of a both real and gay greentext.

[realfunnyscout]

"It's as long as my arm, I wish it was as long as something else."

[shinime]

fake: anon went out
gay: yes
get a room you two

[Jazzglenn]

Lmao, Anon met Astolfo Monster Energy Drink Can poster on twitter

[Kermit_E_Frog]

"Should I move cities" He still shouldn't be as embarrassed as the other dude

[armourvgyt]

Yo dude, I discovered you from one of your long videos and I think you should make them more often, it's great while doing other things, and I don't have to change tabs or clean up my loads. Love your vids, great job man!♥

[JessePinkmanreal]

send me the source for the thumbnail please i need it