The Neckbeard Who Ruined Our Game Group (r/RPGHorrorstories)

In today's story, a neckbeard nicknamed, "Grimey" commits crimes against human decency and table top roleplaying games. This guy is so bad, I was able to make a 52 minute video about him!! Truly, the world of table top roleplaying games has been changed by such a fine specimen.

MERCH:
Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer:
Astartes by Syama Pederson

[RocknRoll]

Everybody talking about Bro, but nobody talking about Host's wife, who saved the guy from an abusive "friendship" and unhealthy lifestyle, not to mention taking away Grimey's only defender. Cheers to this woman

[ArtificialDM]

The paranoia of apples as a doctor is a hilarious flaw. I love it.

[ajtheva]

I actually read the post of this story on Reddit and a couple of months since Grimey left, the comic shop went from a two star establishment, to a four star establishment.

Really goes to show that getting rid of clutter can make a massive difference.

[johnnyawe]

Grimey: Accuses everyone of being a meta gamer.
Also Grimey: Is the only one who's meta gaming and meta gaming a lot.

[kailaine]

"According to GRIMEY, the guards assume that I was with the band of heavily armored mercs..."

No! I'm with the science team!

[DergGamin]

"I have 2 college degrees, and I'm currently pretending to be a dragon on the internet."
You have NO IDEA how hard I vibe with this statement.

[JangoFox]

I know Bro is the True Hero of this story, but I'm proud of the Host for eventually growing a spine. As a jellyfish myself, I know how hard that can be.

[Gilphon]

At first I wondered what OP did to piss Grimey off. But it increasingly became clear that all he'd done have a spine and by an actual friend to the group. Which is a huge threat to someone like Grimey.

[ruttsuco.]

Grimey: we’re done here! *gathers stuff and leaves*
Literally everyone: oh no! Anyway *continues playing*

[TurboNemesis]

The bit about Grimey telling Host that "your wife doesnt understand you" "shes using you" is just textbook abuser shit. Isolate your victim and make them paranoid of everyone but the abuser. Actual monster behavior.

[cheeto.burrito]

I heard the words "disrespecting us with healthy snacks" and my brain peaced out for a sec. If you're so pressed, bring your own cheetos.

[AmAxel]

Swear to god in part 3 I'd have told Grimey "Look, you slam my table one more time and no dice roll in the world will prevent what I'll do to you"

[beefytaquitos]

I was legit laughing as it got to "irrational fear of apples" and then the whole tie-in to "an apple a day" left me cackling. I was happy to hear you break into laughter a bit there too. That's fucking hilarious.

[Landuskir]

"I have two college degrees and I'm pretending to be a dragon on the internet! Who's the real winner here?"
"No, OP, inject that cringe directly into my veins! It makes me feel ALIVE!"

And so the backstory of everyone's favorite cringe dragon starts to form...

[mindassassin]

"His fists had become swollen and dark from pounding on the table."

Grimey used pound...
It hurt itself in its confusion!

[AlexThePyroshark]

Damn, Grimey really was a thorn in everyone's side, but the development of Host's life was surprisingly wholesome. Glad he could come out of his shell against his former ""friend"".

[MidnightDragonProductions]

The irrational fear of apples and the tie-in to the "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" saying is absolutely brilliant and I have to give OP mad props for coming up with that

[gokuxsephiroth]

"The only female player gets up, packs her stuff, and leaves, never playing another game with Grimey ever again."
-Making her the smartest of you all.
Seriously, how does a story begin with *the neckbeard who destroyed three campaigns* and the FIRST one involves gang rape? Like, yeah, I know you like HOST and playing in person, but surely risking playing online with a random group is better than going into a game with Grimey. Tell Grimey he's fucking sick, leave and only talk to the rest of the group separate to D&D, damn.

[justapeckneck]

Grimey is why schools don’t let girls show their shoulders

[BrightWulph]

Love how Grimey complained about "meta gaming" during the Apple incident, all the while he was doing the exact thing with his heiress. Like projection much?