Roasting Every High School Teacher in 60 Seconds

Roasting every high school teacher in 60 seconds.

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

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[seabass]

"I don't know can you?"
"Yes" *leaves classroom*

[ipapergrey]

It's like the class clown and the sarcastic teacher go hand in hand. By hand in hand I obviously mean, hate each other to death

[bigtoechambers]

Don’t forget the confused one who has no idea what’s happening half the time

[gld.splt]

There’s also the principal’s pet:
-There annoying
-They make you feel stupid
-And it’s not just you
-They pick on everyone
-Maybe even other teachers
-But the second the principal walks in
-They act like the most pure angel ever
-Also you can’t tell the principal
-Best case scenario they deny you
-Worst case scenario you get a 2hr detention

[logantotesrocks]

I met a school grandpa. He was the coolest guy and made my day. Whenever I saw him he made me smile. He shared the best stories and actually sat with me and my cousin during lunch instead of the teachers because they mainly talk bad about kids. He was so nice it was so cool that the table he sat down and ate at happened to be mine on my lunch period. We were a little awkward but it was still amazing to talk to such a great guy who spoke from the heart. I wish I can be half as cool as him!

[zohairs.]

You forgot the scary teacher: the one that always makes you feel like they're going to eat you alive.

[mihirraicuber]

"If the bell decides when I come to class, it decides when I leave it"
Something I actually said when my teacher said to say in until she says to leaves.




I got detention that day :(

[smilinggeneral]

The hardworking teacher
-they overcomplicate things
-they make you do tons of works
-which most of them are unecessary
-because they thought that's how life is
-they care about you
-they make you work on weekends
-they often keep teaching even after the bell rings
-they make you spend lots on projects
-which they'll still complain about your results anyway
-working hard doesn't mean working smart

[josephmurray]

When your ap history teacher fits the lazy category and you get a 3 from reading the textbook

[aliciakimil]

“can I go to the bathroom?”
“I don’t know, can you?”
I thought he was asking me to give myself the permission to go to the bathroom so— “yes?”, I said, cause I *need to go* and if I get to choose, then heck! I’m outta here.

And then we went through a long discussion about which month was the fifth in the year just to get me to say “MAY I go to the bathroom”— imagine if it was an emergency...

[sheelasingh]

My mum is "the nice teacher"! Children love her they titled her "caring and loving teacher" on teachers day!💓
But ya know what the dark truth behind this "nice teacher" thing is they take all their anger and strictness out on their family trust me my brother, my dad and I have experienced that first pretty scary!😂

[sadafrazzak]

Me: “Can I go to the bathroom”
Teacher: “It’s may”
Me: “No its January”
Also this isn’t my idea, I saw it somewhere xd

[jaelynmendoza]

im scared if there are teachers watching this right now

[joeyGalileoHotto]

"The Tough Grader"
basically any professor teaching any course in the Engineering department at university

[viswajeeth]

Dear Shiv,
You are the most innovative YouTuber I've ever met.
Regards,

Your best fan.

[nico-pdku]

I died when you talked about how the miserable teacher looks like their wife left them for the principal

[plugshirt]

The worst teacher is the one who acts like they’re hip and friends with all the students but also picks favorites and is biased to everyone else. They also happen to be terrible at teaching, lazy, and give out a bunch of work half the time in group projects where you have to do it all yourself because no one else will help but they won’t let you go to a different group. It’s obnoxious as hell how fake nice they are while proceeding to be biased to everyone and generally be annoying because if how terrible they are at teaching

[ryanxixkpop]

The people who say that "High School was the best of time of their lives" HOW CAN YOU MISS HIGH SCHOOL??? THEY 100% PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL

[thatloner]

You forgot two types of teacher.

The actively fun teacher. They actually seek to teach their subject in a fun manner and interesting, usually get the class to learn by doing unique or usually competitive activities that take the place of a normal test and give reasonable rewards to the class as a whole for doing well. They help when a student is stuck in a problem, give advice when necessary and care for their wellbeing and grades. Overall the best teacher one can have.

And the disappointing teacher. They usually start off good by making a good first impression at the beginning of the year but then it turns out that they are just assholes that at best, manage to teach the subject just enough for students to pass, and at worst turns out to be a lazy teacher.

[ToxicSoul]

Eh recently we got the Cringe Teacher

-Does TikTok with her students (It’s banned haha)
-Dances in class
-Puts on awful music in the background during inconvenient times
-Encourages everyone to socialize and do group activities
-Makes literal tables and groups out of desks instead of columns
-Tries to keep up with current trends but kind of fails
-Is most likely praised by the popular kids
-Makes normal people want to barf

:)