Roasting Every Elementary Student in 60 Seconds

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Roasting Every Elementary School Student in 60 Seconds.

If you're reading this, hi! I'm ShivVZG, a sophomore at the University of Southern California. I'm on a journey to critique every single aspect of the educational system in a satirical and playful manner.

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The fact that you wont see the happy kids again in middle school is so true it’s scary lol

jasss
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My mans gonna roast every human being that has been through the educational system

strahinjabeljanski
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As a quiet kid in high school:

I don't hate you, nor do I have any plans to kill anyone, I just have no idea what to say 99% of the time

cryptidiot
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I actually had a great elementary experience with only a few of these people- mainly happy kids, we all knew each other, but separated to different schools through middle school. In high school we see each other but don’t talk. 😹 we all drift and say high to each other but another friend or two. :-)

christmascoffee
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“They seem to disappear in middle school”

Depression: “ooh yeah, that’s me!”

sevxts
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“Mommy and daddy probably put them in Kumon”


Me who is Asian: *looks out my window*

chenxisolos
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When you basically just roasted everyone because everyone went to Elementary.

KoiFish.
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As a “happy kid”,
it was the school system what changed me. I’m still there.

iluvstrawberryshortcakesm
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next episode: roasting every unborn child in 60 seconds.

jalaluddeenat-tabarithetim
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Me: *Is a Normal kid*
ShivVZG: Normal kids turn into "Quiet kids"
Me: Guess I Quiet

mc-ate-bit
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"They could easily end up turning into the "quiet kid""

As a quiet kid, I can confirm.

ventischair
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Dude I’m only now realizing how lonely I was in elementary school. I had no friends, sure I talked to a few people left and right, but that was because they started a conversation with me. When ever we had a group project, I prayed for it to be assigned partners, or I just waited for the last few people to very awkwardly walk up to them and ask to be in a group. Life was sad for me back then. 💀

maywillow
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They could easily become the "quiet kid"



I feel targeted

bule_blossom
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You forgot one: the “edgy” kid, the kid who got one citation and never uncrossed their arms since then.

mikiel
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**mentions the happy kids and how they seem to disappear when you go to middle school**
me: *instant flashbacks*
me: oh yes i remember those days now

somanytvshowshavecausedmee
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I remember riding the high school bus and we ended up stopped next to the middle school. Next thing I hear is “boy why do you have that big ass grin on your face” said by someone on the bus. I watched this child’s face change pure excitement and joy to pure sadness and despair. I believed I may have witnessed the last day that child was the happy kid.

soanywaysillstartedblastin
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“Mommy and Daddy probably put them in Kumon.”

How did he know-

boopity-
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Finishing all that speech in 60 seconds is the equivalent of writing really small to fit inside of a page. That's how you can tell he knows all about the school stuff he talks about.

greatestgrasshopper
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You forgot about that kid who flexes his new light up sketchers.

liftersmma-cu
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Forgot my type of kid: Teacher’s child
- Since they have a parent who is also a teacher, they go to another classroom at dismissal and just sit until the other kids leave
-The other students are jealous because they get to go to the teacher’s lounge and get snacks from the vending machines
-Aside from that, all they really do is help their parents do their work or sit on school computers and do nothing actually interesting
-Sometimes considered an off-branch from the “cool kids” and let it go way over their heads, despite not even being that popular
- Pretty uninteresting students during school hours, but get embarrassed if they see their parent
-More likely to be friends with teachers than other students since they never get to hang out with anyone else after school

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