Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

[musearrivesam]

I did something similar, lol.

When I had my son, I was wrapping up my english degree, so as a way to get through the long labor, I decided to recite the poems I had memorized as a way to get through the pain, mostly well known ones like Edgar Allen Poe and Robert Frost. I was in labor for 36 hours, so as the hours went by, my words became more slurred and I passed out in between the pain of contractions to rest.

Which is why it scared my Mom and the Nurse boneless when I rose seemingly from my sleep and began to utter a long winded paragraph of something in a language neither one of them had heard before passing out again. Luckily my sister was there to recognize it as the opening paragraph to Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, which I had memorized in Middle English for a literature class.

[standardrobloxian]

OH MY GOD CALL THE EXORCIST- that doctor

[dawnrowlands]

I had a laparoscopy. When coming round in recovery I grabbed the sheet over me and looked down in a panic.
The nurse with me said, 'It's ok, it went well, we didn't have to open you up'.
I replied, 'I was just checking you didn't shave my fanny, it'll itch like a b*stard'.
( Brit slang for womens bits).
The nurse took great pleasure in reminding me about this once I came round completely.

[benjaminscot]

Got a 4 hour long procedure so I was under for a long time and it took me a whole day to recover from the anesthesia- but… I remember that when I woke up i told my nurse that I loved his facial hair :(

[steenie]

I told everyone I loved them and then started crying because I loved them so much 😂😂😂 I ain’t never seen them before ahahaha

[elizardoerives]

So after getting my wisdom teeth taken out immediately after stopping my IV drip I woke up. I scared the hell out of the doctor and nursing asking if we starting already and I’m not out yet. They told me and my sister who was giving me a ride that they never had anyone get up that quickly and had to stop me from talking because I was streaming blood from my mouth. Good times

[LauraPeregrine]

I am a retired PT; years ago I was treating a patient in the recovery room. On the next stretcher the woman started singing the French National Anthem La Marseillaise. The next day I treated the singer and mentioned the song. She had already heard, but said that she didn’t know it. I said that she really did. (I had learned the 1st verse in high school French class).

[myracleturner]

I love the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and a little over 2 years ago I broke my arm and once I woke up after the doctors had realigned my bones apparently I was smiling and my mom asked me if I was having a good time and then I told her that yes, I was because I had been drinking rum with captain Jack Sparrow 😂

[nellsnovel]

When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I was apparently very concerned about where my glasses and retainer cases were that I asked my Dad about them several times on the way home. I must have been so annoying 😅

[richardbidinger]

When my ex gave birth to our daughter, she needed a C section. While she was drugged, she grabbed the doctor and proceeded to tell everyone in the delivery room how the doctor was in love with her and wanted her body. This was back in 1986. I wish we had cellphones back then.

[thomasgeorge]

They put you under for wisdom teeth? They just stabbed me with needles till I couldn't take no more, and then pried them out of my head while I watched. One of them he had to crack into pieces before removing it.

[park_mp]

Why does every redditor become James Patterson whenever they make a post? That was a lot for a quick little "I spoke a language they didn't know I could speak."

[seancomrie]

I stopped listening when it became clear that an anaestheseologist had not answered the question. Just some idiot.

[ReinhardSchuster]

True story of very fake because they speak Cantonese.

[UrialTheDarkOne]

I call bullshit on the entire story based off one simple fact... Mandarin is the most difficult language in the world to learn... he's fluent in a year from staying in a country where mandarin isn't even the most commonly spoken language?
Bullshit!

[justiceforusall]

oh please he knew the language after one year? gtfoh 😂😂😂