How to Fix Any Computer [Joke]

How to fix essentially any problem your computer might have with a simple tip.

[shinigamixx]

I was getting off the train and I accidentally dropped my laptop down the gap between the train and the platform. When the train took off, it basically cut my laptop in half. However, I was able to retrieve both halves safely once the train was gone. Will this trick fix my laptop problem?

[ThioJoe]

Thanks! I think this might actually be my favorite video to date.

[bait]

Instructions weren't clear enough, computer ended up in the Indian ocean :(

[DesuchanSugoi]

My computer doesn't have a unilateral induction bay, but it does have a bilateral convection drive. If your computer is the same as mine, putting some trilithic dilithium oxide in the unicentric hexalithtor fixed my quadrissian nanoprobe.

[ThioJoe]

I got it a long time ago, probably for around $60. It also came with a headset thing.

[elviswjr]

I find that an x-ray machine is really helpful when fixing computers. It allows you to see damaged file structures within the circuit chips inside the RAM board and lets you see any components within the CPU core that may have malfunctioned. If an x-ray machine is unavailable, an off-the-shelf sonogram machine will work fine. Just make sure to demagnetize the computer first by lightly rubbing the surface with a strong neodymium magnet. Be sure to pay special attention to the hard drive bay because that's where a lot magnetism tends to build up.

[catlife]

Dude, you are funny as hell. When I need a good laugh or a pick me up I watch your videos. You are the BEST!

[KabukeeJo]

Ram Chip Radiation exposure can kill! Play it safe! Remove the battery & wash your computer in a dishwasher before & after handling it.

[jellyboy]

what we need is a little philips screw driver, Ok check, a cloth OK check check. and a  cereal gram meter what the f**k.. ohh!! i got one them next to my flux capacitor

[dewlemons]

Instructions not clear. Eyeball got stuck in motherboard.

[TravisSteamburns]

ThioJoe, I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. This fixed every issue I have ever had! THANK YOU

[ThioJoe]

It's a Cardinal Grammeter. You can buy them from Rockwell Automation.

[wernerboden]

How do you keep that straight face ?
I could not hold my laugh when I watch these.
In particular, because you are able to make it look so seriously real.

[ThioJoe]

Yea you can usually clean off the viruses with the cloth.

[SootyPhoenix]

Thanks! This not only fixed my PC, but also somehow fixed several other devices that were nearby.

[Scalik]

lol i can hear all the older people watching this going.
"WHAT!!!??! A Gram meter!?!?  there's radiation on those things DX

[KarryFoster]

Wow! Thanks! I tried this out on a laptop that has been sitting in my closet for the past 12 years and guess what? It fixed every problem I had. The laptop is working like new and even the graphics are whiter and brighter! I really appreciate your expert advice!

[justabloke]

I did this for my cracked screen, It I had all the equipment in my house and i could fix anything. Even my brothers love life!!!

[unknownbillybob]

Hey Joe! This was an amazingly helpful video!
My laptop recently got a trojan virus and I did these easy steps and soon my computer was back to full potential! Thanks mate

[PaulGlovermetroeco]

Relying on his method I used a fingernail clipper to convert a doorknob into a simple computer that can transmit emoticons.