Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. He looked like a walking pimple. #ems #red #pop

[vladtheimpaler]

"Remember when I told you, you drive too fast?"
"Yeah?"
"Forget I said that, drive faster."

[TheCrazyPuertorrican]

Turns out those medications weren’t useless

[Nickle_King]

That’s no longer blood pressure. That’s pressure cooker.

[BirchMonkey]

PSA: If you have a continual condition, and you're taking medication, and the problem goes away, 99% of the time that's because the medication is WORKING.

[_The_Traveler_]

Every time I watch one of your shorts, I'm convinced I'm watching 4 completely different people. Your characterizations are impeccable.

[shosplecolupis]

We need this guy on “where are they now”

[colesutra]

If this guy survived, he probably found himself dependent on at least three new medications.

[sabyasacheebanik]

"You know, the traffic rules?"
"Yeah."
"Forget it, and start racing."

[ElkRiverDog]

“WHAT IS THAT RINGING?!!” The Grim Reaper pressing your doorbell, my man.

[Toimeentulija]

"WHAT IS THAT RINGING??"

Heaven's bells bro. Heaven's bells.

[zodiacgold]

I've never seen numbers that high. That's not hypertension anymore, that's straight up mechanical tension.

[robincameron]

“Drive faster than we’ve ever Driven before”

One thing you don’t wanna hear a paramedic say….

[Dessi_playinAstro]

“Drive faster than we’ve ever driven before” is actually the worst thing you could hear from a paramedic

[Pokets]

You would have to break the sound barrier to get him to the hospital alive

[mesnerx]

As much as I dislike taking my blood pressure meds, I've felt immensely better taking it instead of being a walking tomato.

[beastlyrhyan]

I remember hearing. "Start the trauma clock, you’re about to meet a lot of new people and they are gonna be asking you a lot of questions really fast." I then woke up in a lvl 1 trauma center.

[TheRealDuckyDuck]

Bro upgraded his hypertension to ✨Hypertensive Emergency✨

[raymondraptorclaw]

At that point, you could probably measure his heart rate in Hertz.

[devam]

If someone is 270/150 and still has the BALLS to say "everything is under control", his pain tolerance must be studied.

[LeonidasCahill]

This, brothers, is why one does not simply take a hiatus from medications prescribed by their doctors.