Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Which person do you think I was? #truck #fast #ems

[calhountubbs]

You know you're in the red zone when you start sweating. One of the most stressful situations lol.

[newdonktimes]

The things that are seen and heard in the life of a first responder. I’m surprised those medical shows on tv aren’t this accurate.

[stargazer]

IT WAS CONFIRMED! HE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD TO GO! AND THEY DID NOT IN FACT MAKE IT IN TIME

[RAWJJK]

“I can’t drive a code 3 because you’re about to code brown your pants” 😂😂😂

[ThatGuyUpThere]

I once was stoped by a cop for speeding, I told him I was barely holding it down, let me go, no questions asked, he saw the dispair in my face, I barely made it, fun times.

[bigjake]

Now knowing that it was Jason who had to crap his pants makes this more hilarious

[TheUbiouS]

“God I hope not”
Yeah, a true friend right there

[fahlur]

says he hopes not, but that 30 seconds of laughter will be the rest of the road trip in misery with the horrid smell.

[timothyjohnson]

As a person with IBS who works in places where a restroom typically isn't readily available, this hit a little close to home.

[peggybaby]

If he’s sweating you know he ain’t lying!!! 😂😂😂😂

[devam]

A grown man would never tell you "he's gonna crap his pants" unless he's at his absolute breaking point and is holding it in with sheer willpower alone.

[Angled]

I was stone faced until "God, I hope not." Then I fucking died.

[rickygillett]

I’ve been at the level of “need to crap” one time before. The panic, sweating, and stench are real. You let a fart slip to relieve the pressure and you might knock someone out.

[allisonsantee]

"Are we gonna make it to the hospital in time??!!"
"God, I HOPE NOT!!..." That had me in the floor!!!🤣😂🤣😂❤❤❤❤

[codysurfer]

my guess is that you have been everyone in this skit at one time or another. maybe even the patient too

[barrettbarner]

“Im prairie dogging like crazy” that shit put me the floor

[Tigerfire]

Jason portrayed the guy about to crap himself so well. Almost like it was him.

[gelusvenn]

I was stone faced until "God, I hope not." Then I fucking died.

[jessicagutierrez]

It's the profuse sweating from holding it in for me 😂😂😂😂💀

[dominikvrbanek]

The fact that this was Json blows my mind now lol