Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Everyone in that room needed new pants. #ems #student #sleep

[benjaminoechsli]

It never fails to amaze me how _brilliant_ humanity is, at the end of the day. Heart about to explode from beating too fast? Just turn that sucker off and turn it back on again!

[gavinspammed]

Thankyou for continuing to help people despite the trauma.

[JaceDraccus]

Patient's heart rate successfully slowed down.

Everyone else's heart rate unexpectedly accelerated.

[stackpolebait]

This thing here is a magic box that takes your heart rate and distributes it to those around you!

[SquirrelGamez]

"That worked shockingly well"

[buttered_wheel]

My line used to be "ok youre gonna take a quick nap and wake up ready to knock me out. Id advise you dont." 😂

[SlideIX]

All 3 of them screaming had me absolutely dying 🤣

Edit: Yes I know there is 4 characters but only 3 of them screaming (and one peeing slightly 😂)

[notlistening]

The delivery on that "I don't think I wanna do... ANY of this again" was spot on

[ZenoDovahkiin]

His refusal to use wigs has never broken my immersion, it just established in my brain that somewhere in America everybody is bald and none of my faculties usually see fit to question that.

[MisterTwit]

"I hit the wrong button" has to be one of the top 3 things you never want to hear in a hospital setting

[nutandboltguy]

These “real things” videos are so much better than listening to someone tell the story. I can’t imagine the crazy stuff that paramedics deal with.

[btter_straew]

the harmony of screams is so beautiful
F, G and G sharp

[_Cursed_Queen_]

‘Cardiac night night time’ and ‘greeting dead relatives had me rolling’

[krakenkitty]

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?" Human version

[MM-bnyc]

is so impressive how he makes me forget he’s playing ALL the characters

[pknepps]

Simply takes his heart rate and gives it to everyone else in the room

[Wayne-O-]

This is surprisingly realistic. That pause after a synchronized shock can seem to last forever. Most of the time the staff is staring at the heart monitor rather than listening to the alarm though. Waiting for that first beat is agonizing.

[humanrightsadvocate]

Imagine an entire Netflix series where this guy plays ALL the characters.

[quietone]

"greeting dead relatives"
"peeing pants"
lmfao

[gamursnek]

The amount of stories this man and his colleagues have encountered are so amazing it feels almost unreal that theyre true