Absolute Mad Lads - The Gombe Chimpanzee War

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[RealBenShapiro]

They should've renamed Humphrey to "Furious George"

[finallychee]

Imagine getting jumped by someone named "Humphrey."

[tyronebiggums]

"Ooga-boogaloo"
"Gorilla warfare"

Dank give your writer a fat christmas bonus

[TheCrimsonFckr]

"The Oogaboogaloo had begun. Over a 4 year Campaign of Guerrilla warfare."

Jesus Christ, that fucking broke me.

[keenanmcconnel]

Literally any other animal: "Get off my property!"
Chimpanzees: "Rip and tear until it is done."

[EnLaMatrix]

"War is unnatural"

Chimpanzees: *MORTAL KOMBAT!!*

[ROFLobster]

Smh, the CIA should have slipped some AK’s and ATGM’s to the Kahama.

[voltagedrop]

"we must secure the existence of our tribe and a future for chimpanzee children"
-Humphrey

[NYCQuint]

“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee”

[lazlow]

"I have a dream, that one day, Ape will not kill Ape"

Willy Wally Jr.

[steel]

This doesn't seem to be as big of a deal now, but at the time this was ground shattering. It obliterated the hippie narrative that "animals never fought a war".

[BillyBob-zvup]

The smarter an animal is the more evil they can show.

[AkkadDaily]

"If bananas don't cross borders, armies will."

[ExcessCongruence]

“In the grim darkness of the far Gombe Stream National Park there is only war.”

[ross]

Jane Goodall before Gombe: “Nature is beautiful and harmonious.”

Jane Goodall after Gombe: “I’ve seen things you PhDs wouldn’t believe...”

[prestobizmal]

"Nature enjoys being horrifying"
*Immediately cuts to Alex Jones*

[jackelstone]

"OOGA BOOGALOO" GOLDEN IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT

[sumvs]

"Give monkey AK, and they will war"
Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[eltiodude]

“President of the US, this is monke. We request weapons and tanks in exchange of bananas.”

[Snjeguzica]

It is said that when reports first started coming out about Jane Goodall's research, the events were described as fiery but mostly peaceful conflicts.