Absolute Mad Lads - Blackbeard

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[declanlee]

Blackbeard’s story told by orange beard

[grabbin_]

The perfect Sequel to Internet Historians 'The Gentleman Pirate'.

[frankjones]

blackbeard hops on ur ship and steals your silver, gems, xp booster and free epic champion at sword-point

[JohnDoe-onru]

"...And cut Blackbeard's head clean off."

-So Blackbeard, Channeling his inner Uday Hussein, flew into a rage...

[Alistocrat]

5 gunshots and 20 stab wounds?

My guy was a real life boss fight.

[michaelstronghold]

"Dead men tell no tales"

Immediately Epstien comes to mind

[Freelocybin]

"The military industial complex is actually much older than you think"

big truth.

[jimbro]

the reason blackbeard was vilified so much even for his somewhat fair behavior is because its rumored he trained his pet parrot to salute when he said "gas the british"

[theproplady]

Damn. Blackbeard's defeat is the closest thing I can think of to a real life bossfight. You're just hacking away trying to get his HP down to zero but the bastard still keeps going...

[johnsonpragantha]

"Kenway, In a world without Gold, we might've been heroes." - Black Beard

[kugelblitzkrieg]

Fun fact: Many pirates drank much more alcohol instead of water because normal water would get stagnant fairly quickly. Alcohol won’t go bad, and can be added to stagnant water as a sort of disinfectant to make grog. That, and pirates loved to get drunk.

[wood]

"Revolt against the nagging wife."
-Stede Bonnet

[iAMTreydiddy]

Imagine being such a badass that the government says, "Please just stop and we'll forget what happened. Also, we may need your help later." LMAO

[themegadonger]

Yo when we getting a mad lad on Teddy Roosevelt. Man gets shot and carries on with his talk to be reelected, wrestles in the white house, and rode horses into gun fire.

[thisisthelukas]

Satan on his inspection days: "Yup, ship's on fleek. Keep up the good work."

[TheAlmightyLoli]

If you think about it, Black Beard was basically the Big Boss of pirates. He even had his own Outer Heaven.

[joekaz]

I grew up on the North Carolina coast and as a school-child, learning about Blackbeard was as normal as learning about George Washington

[oliverstone]

"People believed he was a demon from the pits of hell." Come on man that was the perfect set up to roast the shit out of bristol

[Party_Almsivi]

>writers of the time framed pirates more negatively to stir a moral panic
“You wouldn’t download a ship!”

[-dusan]

“The world just doesn’t want us anymore, Dutch!”
-Arthur Morgan, 1899