Absolute Mad Lads - Gustave The Maneater

=====
LINKS
=====

BitCoin : 18Kgfgpd1PqSiyaxdWzvz3jLaBPYeKDSyL

MERCH STORES

SUBSCRIBE TO MY SECOND CHANNEL :

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PODCAST - The Incredible Salt Mine :

SUBSCRIBE TO SUES CHANNEL :

Snapchat : countdankulatv2

PO BOX 19096
MOTHERWELL
ML1 9ES

==============

[vnom]

Imagine talking about Gustave in the past tense like this fucking dragon isn’t still out there plotting in a swamp somewhere

[cemint]

This absolute chad crocodile has eaten more people than I’ve talked to

[Lonequacker]

"Ok we're running out of ideas how to get this literal fucking dinosaur in the cage. What do we do?"
*literally tries to lure him in with a live goat like he's the T-Rex in Jurassic Park*

[djwoody]

I love how that minister predicted a civil war like a political weatherman, 'oh you know Patrice, I think in a couple of months there may be hundreds of people dead for stupid reasons, but you know how it is in the ethnic cleansing season Africa.'

[metrozeegle]

That awkward moment when the small island starts looking back at you...

[GirthQuake]

Gustav is literally the legendary animal you hunt after hours of killing the basic crocs.

[IMarcaI]

"So what's Gustav having for dinner today?"
"A leopard"
"Wait... How did he catch it?"
"Well, the army was having an exercise near the lake and Gustav was in the mood for canned food"

[TupocalypseShakur]

Gustave even touching a hippo is proof of how deadly he was, for context hippos crush crocodile spines in a single bite

[keenanmcconnel]

I like to think gustave became so powerful that he transcended reality and now exists on a different plane of existence.

[cmanlovespancakes]

Rumor is Gustave has relocated to Scotland. He really enjoys the nightlife in Glasgow. Loves to dine out on drunk Scots.

[tapejara]

Hippos are terrifying and Gustave the legend ate them. A mad lad indeed.

[agent-xqj]

I love to imagine Gustave is sitting in a swamp somewhere, rubbing his hands together and plotting another dastardly plan.

[flibbernodgets]

The chance that Gustave is behind you at any given moment is very slim, but it is never zero.

[ctshaffer]

Fun fact: once a crocodile reaches a certain size, it’s jaws undergo a complete restructuring so that they don’t break under their own power. Crocodiles have some of the most powerful jaws of any living animal, about four times greater than that of a Lion. Also, their stomach acid is strong enough to digest steel nails. If you get eaten by a croc, there won’t be anything left to find.

[rainmanslim]

Modern people: "how could ancient people worship animals? That's so stupid"

Gustav: is a litteral unkillable animal God

[alanh.]

I zoned out a minute and came back to "He initially got a job in construction and married a Rwandan refuge". Thought he was talking about Gustave.

[supereldinho]

If Steve Irwin was still alive, Gustave would've been his final boss.

[publiusventidiusbassus]

The real Mad Lad is whomever speared Gustav like the Burundi version of Geralt of Rivia

[hrunchtayt]

A alligator named Saturn who was hatched in the swamps of Mississippi in 1936 survived WWII in the Berlin Zoological Garden. He only died in may of 2020 in the Moscow zoo, poor fella had PTSD from all the allied bombings that happened.

[nonesuchone]

when they talk about me, I aim to be described as “... was estimated to have hatched around 1980.”