gen alpha whiplash [whiplash if it was good] (audio by @bignipbobby on TikTok)

remastered version of "whiplash if it was good" by @bignipbobby on TikTok (uploaded 12/30/2023):
YouTube upload of original version (unlisted after I made this):
I synced the original audio from TikTok to a 4K copy of the movie, and I also added optional subtitles.

Sequel:
Three-quel:

Lyrics:
FLETCHER: Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave, Neiman?
ANDREW: I don’t know.
FLETCHER: Sure you do.
ANDREW: My gyatt?
FLETCHER: Were you edging or were you gooning?
ANDREW:I don’t know.
FLETCHER: Start mogging.
ANDREW: Skibidi dop dop--
FLETCHER: Like Baby Gronk, damn it. Look at me.
ANDREW: mog mog mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
ANDREW: mog mog mog mog mog
[SLAP]
ANDREW: mog mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
FLETCHER: Now, was I edging or was I gooning?
ANDREW: I don’t know.
FLETCHER: Mog again.
ANDREW: mog mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
ANDREW: mog mog mog mog mog
[SLAP]
ANDREW: mog mog mog--
[SLAP]
FLETCHER: Edging or gooning?
ANDREW: Edging.
FLETCHER: So you do edge in Ohio. If you deliberately end your mewing streak, I will rizz you like Livvy Dunne. Now are you an edger, or are you a gooner, or are you gonna Fanum Tax
Skibidi Toilet?
ANDREW: I’ll Fanum Tax Skibidi Toilet.
FLETCHER: What does that say?
ANDREW: ”CG5 Only in Ohio.”
FLETCHER: Sing me some CG5.
ANDREW: Only in Ohio, OH, OH--
FLETCHER: Oh my fweaking gyatt. I didn’t know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio. Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk? What is that?
ANDREW: Skibidi.
FLETCHER: Yes. What is that?
ANDREW: Patrick Bateman.
FLETCHER: Tell me about your motion.
ANDREW: I was never book smart, I’m money smart, makes me--
FLETCHER: What, are you Skibidi Toilet? Sing it correctly.
ANDREW: I was never book smart, I’m money smart, makes me more intelli-more intelligent--
FLETCHER: Now answer my question. Were you edging or were you gooning?

FLETCHER: Answer!
ANDREW: Gooning.

FLETCHER: Oh, my dear gyatt. Are you one of those Ryan Gosling Sigmas? Do I look like OG Fortnite to you? You must have L rizz. Do you have L rizz?
ANDREW: No.
FLETCHER: No? So you just don’t have any rizz at all?
ANDREW: I do have W rizz.
FLETCHER: So are you the rizzler? Yes or freaking no?

FLETCHER: Yes, you are the rizzler?
ANDREW: Yeah.
FLETCHER: Say it.
ANDREW: I’m the rizzler...
FLETCHER: Say it so IShowSpeed can hear you.
ANDREW: I’m the rizzler.
FLETCHER: Nuh uh.
ANDREW: I’m the rizzler.
FLETCHER: Nuh uh!
ANDREW: I’m the rizzler.
FLETCHER: You are a duo-less, rizzless, little piece of gyatt whose Mommy left Daddy when she figured out he didn’t play OG Fortnite. Who is now mewing and looksmaxxing all over my Grimace Shake like a freaking Skibidi Toilet. So for the final Eh-mazing time, nuh uh!
ANDREW: I’m the rizzler!

FLETCHER: Start edging longer, Neiman.

[JoesCollectionofWhatevers]

I've uploaded the sequel, remastered to the same standard:
(Once again, the original video is by @bignipbobby on TikTok)

[datsunracer]

"Say it so ishowspeed can hear you"

- camera cuts to the one black guy.

[FriedNoodlee]

"Now are you an edger, or are you a gooner?" - J. Jonah Jameson

[Kadz]

Imagine showing this to a British factory worker from the 1800s

[DUCT_TAPE_MAN]

This part was one of the parts that showed best how far Fletcher was pushing Neiman to become a true sigma. This is how at the end he edges in front of the audience for around 10 minutes. Whether or not the way Fletcher achieved it through mogging him is up to your choice, and whether the ending is happy or sad is up to you, but Nieman truly does become the rizzler.

[deathvideogame]

I’ve watched this video dozens of times and that’s not even an exaggeration

[purplegoopguy]

This autoplayed while I was doing incline db bench, honestly could've fucking concussed myself, made it even funnier

[TheREALPeytonAndrews]

Downward spiral of humanity in one video

[trevorfranks]

"Say it so iShowSpeed can hear you" and it cuts to the black guy kills me

[Yorgun]

''start edging longer Neiman'' peak cinema ngl

[von]

The voice acting is absolutely perfect lol

[footinmouth]

lol what makes this so funny is the attention to detail, he even did the same subtle thing with his voice saying “I’m the rizzler” that the actor did when he said “I’m upset” in the movie

[lerbert]

human comedic value doesn't get much better than this

[iimidnightsii]

a victorian child would have a stroke if they watched this

[benjaminbayleton]

this is so immersive, enable sub captions and its literally that scene from the movie if it was made by gen alpha gooners

[chrisbeaumont]

The brilliance of this scene is he was just messing with him. The kid wasn't edging or gooning, he was clearly jelqing.

[Sheeeesk]

0:40 if you are skibidi you’ll notice that nemian was actually mogging perfectly, this is just an early mind game from fletcher to turn nemian into a legendary rizzler.

[davidreeding]

"Were you edging or were you gooning?"

Idk why but that activated my fight or flight response.

[mr.Arsene]

This is, without a doubt, the pinnacle of the cinematographic industry.

[hello-rqkf]

Whiplash if it won an Academy Award for Best Picture: