The Gooner

You got it boss

[AdmiralNesence]

“Whos there”
“Goons”
“What kind of goons?”
“Hired goons”

[SPQRcat]

-buikt like Joe Rogan
-italian or russian accent
-random tattoo
-leather jacket or white wife beater
-bald with a stubble
Oh yeah it's gooner time

[oli]

Can't forget the iconic: *fat goon* hehe good one boss....

*Tall goon* yeah good one boss

[SBSaibox]

I think you forgot "Eh, Boss! We got a situation."

[Forkius_commander_of_forks]

"Aye fellas! Boss man wants this guy sleepin with the fishes!"

[MMaximmachinegun]

I do miss when that's what that word meant

[Unclaimed_Username]

The goon fanbase is dying.
Repost if you're a real Gooner.

[WKZworks]

Oh....oh how I wish that's what 'gooner' still meant.

[JachymorDota]

These gooners might not be the brightest or most accurate with a gun but damn, if you tell them to dress according to your villain theme, they'll happily wear clown, bird or bee costumes any day of the week.

[FakeHeroFang]

Poor gooner, he fell into a different crowd and now he just cranks his hog all day. Things haven't been the same since the boss left.

[tehnik]

Barely a year later and this takes on a whole new meaning

[thefaceless]

The boss must have really earned their love and respect.

[shyampadmanabhan]

i feel their work ethic goes unappreciated

[Da_ComputerMonster]

These kids today ALWAYS takin' our words and turnin' them into something else.

If he ain't rocking an Apple Cap, Sandpaper Stubble, Linebacker Shoulders, and chompin' a Ciggy, a Cuban, or a Toothpick;
He ain't NO Goon of MINE!

[B]

"who tf are you people? i thought i hired goons"

[quartzphoon]

i hate how the internet ruined goons
edit: OKAY WOW THIS WAS A HIT COMMENT APPARENTLY? thanks lol

[Umbruhh]

I miss when gooner meant this and not… yknow

[CainCorley]

Remember: you cannot Expendable Henchman someone.

[aquicandaquak]

Only in special cases does the gooner know the boss' name. Such cases include:
If the boss is extremely infamous
If they are a "special" gooner
If the gooner has some relation with the boss or is related to the main character
If the gooner somehow becomes the main character
And finally, if the gooner is a traitor.

[DiegoMantilla]

"oh, the boss won't like this!".