Spider-Man but he has brainrot

What if Peter Parker was Gen Alpha?

[Deadshotya]

The disappointment in Ben's face listening to that incomprehensible nonsense Peter said, poor man was wishing for death💀😂

[everybodyhaveagoodtime]

Skibidi-Man getting his powers be like:

"Chat is this real?"

[nabbly]

First we had Tobey Maguire.
Then we got Bully Maguire.
Now we have Brainrot Maguire.

[GlassesnMouthplates]

I'm genuinely surprised Gen Z Parker at the school cafeteria was actually playing Subway Surfer instead of watching it on TikTok.

[cabbage_cat]

"Give me rent"

"Bro said give me rent"

[TheNightmarionne]

"you look like freddy fazbear" LMAO

[thesixfootsixexperience]

The way uncle Ben looks at him with that solemn acceptance that he doesn’t understand a word coming out of his nephew’s mouth

[Anything.]

0:02 science wizz? More like science rizz

[TRASHSPLASHX]

“No you can’t do this to me YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE RIZZED?”

[ck]

I lost it when she slips and he doesn't even look up from his phone lol

[Caine_west]

I love how in this reality Norman realized it's Peter because of the brainrot

[offlineable]

Mary Jane wasn't crying because she got rejected, she was crying because she knew Peter was too far gone

[OneAbuvAll]

You know.. I’m something of a sigma myself.

[ProjectMatrix]

I love that Raimi Spider-man has outlived so many memes and continues to be a part of a new generation of memes

[Donerci_Pikacu_Usta]

Peoples reaction to Peter's sentences makes this hilarious

[milk]

"I missed the sigma where that's my skibidi gyat"
_Brainrot parker_

[EpicCoolGuy]

YTP never really died, it just took a new form

[thepikachu]

"YOU LOOK LIKE FREDDY FAZZBEAR" is the most devestating thing i've ever heard

[ganeshkumar]

*Green Goblin:* You have a pinrot or something

*Human spider:* what?

[bobbodaskank]

I thought the youth saying skibidi was just a "millennials yell at cloud" crybaby meme, but I went to a family thing and my cousins' kids were unironically saying "skibidi." I felt my skin wrinkle, and I spontaneously grew a lawn I wanted them off of.