RISE OF NATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - But Everything Is Broken

Hello There Ladies And Gentlemen. Today we are playing a completely broken game known as Rise of Nations Extended Edition. Today I demonstrate the Power of Russia in this game as it exploits almost all of the game! So today we play rise of nations But Everything Is Broken!

This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!

So sit back relax and enjoy this Rise Of Nations / RON challenge!

Twitter: @thespiffingbrit

Title: RISE OF NATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - But Everything Is Broken

#funny #montage #RTS

[WizoIstGott]

A british guy commiting war crimes against underdeveloped nations. Nothing unusual here.

[puschkulbobe]

Attrition should also apply to your own population for maximum sovietness.

[LLWTF]

I remember missile shield. At A Lan party everyone was immune to missiles. But we couldn't kill the enemy team cause the shield only blocks enemy missiles. So they just constantly nuked their own territory to kill our advancing army. Ended in a draw.

[thebiggumsmac]

The Egyptians are also ridiculously overpowered. You can have 7 farms per city (i think granaries are free too or something?) You can have 2 wonders in the same city and can build wonders a whole age ahead of you or anyone else. Other shit too but basically they're playing the game on fast forward

[genesischampion]

"They're trying to destroy this massive tower, it's just not going to work ladies and gentlemen, the attrition is just too powerful, and they have all died"
-Literally the moment he scrolls away the tower dies and there's like 15 enemies that aren't in attrition.

10/10 commentary.

[adicawidasuparman]

>having tear while hearing soviet anthem
spiff is a KGB sleeper agent confirmed

[Giercownik]

"Aztecs are species" Spoken like a true Englishman.

[SirCycloneVEVO]

"From Civilian Casulties to Maximum Nuclear War Crimes"

Who are you and what have you done with Valefisk!?

[truewalter]

"The amount of nukes make me cry tears of joy..." Gandhi

[pilotlist]

“Uh sir, why can’t we go over into the field?”
“That’s Russian land”
“But we are at war... in going over there”

Steps over border, gun disappears, immediately starves

[tiniest-tiyn]

When your name is Dave and you forgot to get the tea

Just like the simulations

[sethwood]

Came here for new exploits and he's just using my go-to strategy. Introduced some friends to this game back in the day, 8 player free for all ended in a 1 vs 7 where I owned 60 percent of the map and anyone who set foot in my territory was immediately set on fire. Never could convince them to play with me again.

[notadog]

normal player-rise of nations
spiffing brit-rise of one great supreme nation

[Qfungi]

I came for rise of nations, I stayed for the war crimes.

[lukematney]

What did WW2 teach us?
It's not war crimes if you win.

[cryptomancer]

Some game developer should make a "spiff" difficulty. Its where the AI exploits the hell out of the game and just bullies the crap out of you, while making the most British comments imaginable.

[mookooy]

"7 other A.I.s" does this mean what I think it means.

[brianreynolds]

MAN I'm glad we balanced this so well! This made me laugh and laugh and was a great trip down memory lane for an aging game developer! :-)

[luzfire]

"Don't mind Russian shock-infantery gunning down civilians, it's perfectly normal behaviour" hits differently in 2022

[Mr.Unluckybro]

In all honesty I use to play this game all the time back in the day. My little brother managed to get a copy some how. And he got me into playing this game. I would abuse the hell of the amount of infantry you can spawn to the point where the sound would start to break from the amount machine gun fire going on at once.