Drill Sergeant - SNL

A drill sergeant (Alec Baldwin) goes easier on his son (Mikey Day) than the other soldiers (Alex Moffat, Kyle Mooney).

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[hannahlynch]

"HE'S ADJUSTING WELL, SIR"

[inejapanime]

"You got a wand up your as s Harry potter??" OML

[dannorseman]

Sad thing is, my battle buddy in Basic was the son of a Col. His dad pulled him out for dinner once and it made his life MISERABLE. Drill Sgts tore harder into him knowing who he was.

[russianpickle]

"my commanding officer wants to have a word with you!" *wife comes out*
me: *dies*

[CuriousGoodsJessica]

"Cookie Chillout" - that was extra funny because that COULD be an actual phrase. This sketch was good, the way his voice broke on "Cheesecake Factory" too, I cracked up

[jupiterscrybabyy]

"SIR, CHEESECAKE FACTORY, SIR!" 😭😭😭😭

[ilovecarlitoganja]

Cookie Chillout.. Man he flipped that line back so good. Baldwin is great on this show

[nagato]

"And I started that rumor!" - drill instructors in a nutshell. At least, that's my anecdotal experience.

[brenyatta]

The way Mikey closed his eyes while Alec was talking to Moffat is such a realistic move, basically saying “Oh my god, seriously?”

[TonyDanzaLyfe]

Alec Baldwin just pulled out the best delivery of a flubbed line I've ever seen. Usually they stutter the end and repeat it making you aware they effed up but by embracing it, man that's talent

[sammyeagleson]

"AND I STARTED THAT RUMOR!!" hehe

[Auspoint]

I love that his commanding officer was his wife 😂😂😂

[sokhotinlallhungdim]

3:35 "My commanding officer wants to have a word with you" then his wife enters. Hilarious

[CherryBlossomskt]

how did they keep a straight face at cookie chill out?

[lotharroberts]

"...and he made a friend..." lol

[veolaperry]

I love how he called his wife his commanding officer 😂😂

[kiwisaussie]

When I was in basic training in the NZ army, we had a mate in our platoon whose mother was the commander-in-chief of the entire reserve force.

He very wisely kept it quiet until graduation day. Smart man.

[jeffreyanderson]

Having just smoked up, I gotta tell you, a cookie chillout sounds

[Gingenus]

That's no drill sargent. That's the president of the united states

[Gurparsad]

COOKIE I WANT THAT ON A T-SHIRT NOW!!!!