Key & Peele army song for rookies in training

9/11 and the war of terror got drill sergeants to sing a different tune.

"Gave up my girlfriend and my family

traded them in for an M16

Afghanistan Pakistan Yemen Irak

I don't care if I ever come back

From poor families how far we roam

So the rich kids can just stay at home

When I come home with PTSD

The VA hospital won't care for me

I'll probably end up homeless out in the dark

To get played on screen by Marky Mark

[randomname]

I like to think that in the ending scene, they didn't leave but instead he was just hallucinating them being there in the first place with ptsd

[thalastpoet]

I'm here because this song randomly popped in my head just now lol

[functional]

19 years in, 3 deployments, and yeah this is about right...

[danielthemaniel]

I like how being played by Mark Wahlberg in a movie was the last straw

[aceofspades]

Damn their camo was amazing, I could barely even see them in that last scene.

[ItsBeezy]

His face when he repeated “I’ll probably end up homeless out in the dark” 😂😂😂 he was so done

[thepleiades]

When I see soldiers training on the road this pops up in my head 😂

[perfectsoulmates]

🫡🇺🇸 As a US Army veteran who deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan, I highly approve of the truth in this skit 😄🇺🇸

[tckoffee]

The cadets were ok with everything...but when being played by Marky Mark...they vamoosed...

[xxstylinonyaxx]

They cleared the block like it was time for 106 and park

[Wolfencreek]

I like how the straw that broke the camels back was being played by Marl Wahlburg

[wgiver]

To get played on screen by markie mark😂😂

[cheez-it]

Oddly enough I’d sing this if given the chance at Army boot camp

[lordberly]

That last line is like a final nail to their coffins 😂 they be like: nah, man. We're outta here

[WhatsInAname-dg]

Thank you, My Genius, for fighting for actual Freedom while others are wondering what will happen once you rescue me .

[Rey.]

My most favourite sketch😅 When I come home with PTSD, DA hospital don't care for me

[rogreen]

How come I don't see recruiters in rich areas always in poor side of town.

[andybrodski]

Honorable Protectors. Never hesitate to visit the VA, they care about Veterans as much as Veterans do, the VA has love for the Nations Protectors. 💙

[garvwadhwaney]

This has been stuck in my head for years. It's so funny.

[cortezdia]

“Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Iraq. I don’t care if I ever come back.” 😂😂