How to Beat Dark Souls 2 without Walking

A detailed guide on beating Dark Souls 2 without Walking.
Done on the most recent version of Dark Souls 2 SotFS.

[Special thanks to]
Sivulla and fGabo for checking my spelling.
Interiorhood and star courtesan for the music submission bot.
To all the people that submitted their best music tracks. Y'all have some weird taste in music and I love it.
And to all my patrons.
If you are interested in subtitling the video/spellchecking DM me on Twitter for an invite to the translation discord.

[portr]

All this work, to end up seeing your character walk towards the throne in the cinematic.
10/10

[Gil-galad]

at lot of parts of this video one Top Gear quote came to my mind - It's an ingenious solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place.

[barnabasfarkas]

"Bradley only lasts 8 minutes"
He gave his all and you expose him

[DPadGamer]

Every one of these videos feels like the most tense game of Katamari Damacy. Half the time is spent overcoming the smallest of obstacles through Herculean effort... and then eventually you take over the world.

[alwaysdtf]

honestly I'm am surprised with how much of this is just straight up mechanics instead of glitches. bravo

[andywilson]

I like how he words things like people are actually going to play along with the run instead of just watching him suffer for entertainment.

[TinyGladiator]

It is legitimately astounding how creative, determined and, above all else, batshit insane you are for both coming up with these challenges and somehow finding ways to keep progressing and completing them. How on earth, man.

[Phaxey]

Everyone thought Demon of Song is one of the easiest bosses, but we didn't know that all along it was designed to counter those pesky no-movement builds.

[roff]

Everyone Playes Elden Ring DLC 🗡️

Meanwhile ymfah: No Walking DS 2 🗿

[CommandoFett]

"Right down the road!"
Happy Souls will never be forgotten.

[themanwithoutaplan]

Not even a minute into the game and you have to pull some major ham to even get to character creation, Ymfah is insane to even attempt this stuff, but he makes me fall in love with his work every time.

[frapollo]

You play better than me without walking

[JarethS]

Wheelchair Sam has got to be the absolute best theme for these no-walking videos, I don't know why I never thought of it sooner.

[rolandoftheeld]

It's such an easily overlooked detail but I always love how well these videos are edited to the beat of the music. It's a lot of extra effort to do for such a long video, but it adds that extra layer of polish that really elevates it even if you only notice it unconsciously.

[Ironica]

Best part about this video is that, though we all knew what he was going to do to get through the shrine of winter door, he took the time to show why none of the other options were viable and gave pointers that regular players can use.

Also, amazing that you did the whole thing with only one "glitch"

[Bawdybird]

I have never been on an emotional rollercoaster as violent and as gratifying as seeing you get to the character creation

[frighteningspoon]

Ymfah presenting this as a guide despite absolutely NO ONE is ever going to attempt this insanity.

[dardardarner]

The "this isn't my save" part was hands down peak cinema. And the fact you even made the subtitles look like it was from Dark Souls, you are a genius

[tonederf]

the music choices are top tier. you'd think he'd run out of bangers at some point but it always fits perfectly

[saprogeist]

I love that you get on the ladders at the end of every path, as if hoping that you might just start sliding upward on one of them