How to Beat Dark Souls 2 in 0 Boss

A detailed guide on beating Dark Souls 2 in 0 boss.
Done on the most recent version of Dark Souls 2 SotFS.

[Special thanks to]
Sivulla and fGabo for checking my spelling.
Interiorhood and star courtesan for the music submission bot.
To all the people that submitted their best music tracks. Y'all have some weird taste in music and I love it.
And to all my patrons.
If you are interested in subtitling the video/spellchecking DM me on Twitter for an invite to the translation discord.

[ymfah]

I will play this game as less as I can.

[Rassalcon]

And you guys all thought this was a joke. BUT NO! THE MADMAN DID IT! 0% COMPLETION, JUST AS MIYAZAKI INTENDED.

[zunaedanwar]

Ymfah is like a shonen anime where it started off with people just doing martial arts but now people have the power to blow up the moon and warp dimensions and shit. This man is out of control.

[circulationfuze]

When you love a game so much you tried to play less of it

[icarusgaming]

"Initiate a buffer overflow attack"

Okay, so it's gonna be one of *those* runs

[Signedcentaur]

The Narrator slowly actually referring to the player here and dark souls 2 instead of stanley is a horrifying revelation throughout the run

[Rhuowave]

You can beat the game with no bosses by having already beat the game and all bosses.
A true ymfah moment

[BigColaize]

cant wait to see this totally legit video thats coming out on april first

[olivsk]

I thought you were just reusing the stanley parable narrator voice lines and then he directly addressed what you're doing and it hit me like a truck

[glitchgod]

You know it’s gonna be a good ymfah video when the first step is something as random as making you name longer.

[grfrjiglstan]

I appreciate that you maintained the illusion of sticking to the Narrator’s existing voice lines for as long as you could.

[BubblBubblgum]

0:02 the description on the back of the box instantly made me chuckle.

[AS-bcfg]

0:43

Is that a ring i see?
Bro finally got his own firekeeper

[bezel]

You know what’s so perfect about the connection of these two games? In The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe there is a list of sequel games that are better than the first, and on that list? DARK SOULS 2

[SpikerStudios]

Either we're going to get a video actually detailing this, subverting expectations about April Fools. Or we're going to get a meme of a video, and it'll still be glorious

[WhatupitsTetra]

Love to see the Code Vein OST getting some appreciation!

Ridiculous video, well done

[nano_bergamasco]

"How to beat ds2 without beating boss"
Last step: play the whole game in another save

Astounding

[murphieslaw]

No diea what is more impressive - how he destroys a game he loves, or how he does his editing.
Stanley´s narrator was absolutely epic. That slow escalation from original lines to doctored ones was making my day ^^

[fraserking]

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley decided to post a video on April Fools day that wasn’t even a prank. It was just a video breaking Dark Souls 2. Stanley truly was GOATed with the sauce. Quirked up as only a white boy busting it down could be.

[GrilloXGaming]

There are no words to express how unbelievable this is. Great job as always ymfah