Dr. Jordan Peterson presents How to Be a Short Order Cook

Edit by @VicBerger

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[drewfleming]

Ill give JP credit for keeping his emotions together and not crying during the diner story

[nicholasprice]

THANK YOU Dr. Jordin for NOT BEING AFRAID of being cancelled by the left and TELLING THE TRUTH about how harsh browns should be cooked! ❤

[josephshumake]

Mind Blown... A brilliant man making all the money, blowing so many minds, eating so much bacon made of pork. Brilliant! Pure excellence.

[greghark]

What a nice man. I bet the short order cook LOVED it when Dr. Peterson explained in detail what was wrong with his hashed browns

[DWS]

Has anybody ever asked JP’s opinion on his daughter getting body mod surgery? She has obviously had work done. Does he consider her butchered like he believes Eliot Page was?

[MrMattSax]

The metaphysical substrate of the bacon was undeniably, almost essentially, conflicted when confronted by the dualistic nature of being both “pig” and “something other than pig”

[Lucas-yrou]

The best part about these edits is their subtlety, where the craziest most hilarious parts are the unvarnished quotes. Vic you're a genius

[dalimadison]

What a Renaissance Man... and so humble

[Aideen]

It’s always a joy when Vic uploads. It gives me a genuine feeling that I’m not alone in this world.

[No_Cho]

Fuck me, didn't know Canadians were worried that pigs would somehow disappear from their breakfast menus. It's pretty wild up there I guess.

[postalgbv]

"I'd like a waffle, 2 scrambled eggs and some hashbrowns - brown and soggy, and horrible and old, and rotten"

[lobster]

I was half expecting JBP to break down in tears talking about going to speak with the new cook.

[MayBlake_Channel]

"NO, Man! That's not breakfast. That's Hell." I BUSTED out laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear--Jordan Petersom YTPs are my favorite genre of memes

[Elcore]

12 rules for cooking a bloody darned good breakfast:
1. Tidy your workstation
2. Bacon is pig
3. No shoddy alt-left hash browns
4. Oranges go in orange juice but only drink it if you haven't been on a daughter-prescribed meat-only diet for several months beforehand
5. /Starts crying too much to get through the remaining list items/

[MPF-]

Someday I hope to make money as a short order cook. Serving proper breakfasts of hashbrowns and tomahawk steaks.

[CordellPotts]

Peterson out here fighting for our Breakfast Rights.❤

[Chinagizmo]

This is such a light YTP - skillful and nuanced

[HolyCanoley]

This has Vic Berger edit written all over it...more please.

[PantherFox]

this guy made me Right Handed from being Left Handed. that's how RIGHT he is. right means correct when you speak in ENGLISH. and right is right. right? thank you for posting this GREAT CONTANT.

[reid]

Mr peterson I salute you from my clean room