Your College Degree Is Probably Useless. Dry Bar Comedy

Your college degree is probably useless, and take it from the folks at Dry Bar Comedy, they have a lot of experience with useless degrees. Whether you're someone who majored in english, or one of a thousand useless degrees this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is sure to make you question your educational choices while keeping you laughing along the way.

Comedians featured in this compilation include:
Dave Dyer, Chris Strait, Tyler Boeh, Rodney Norman, Dylan Mandlsohn, Michael Palascak, Mary Mack, John Deming, Helene Angley, Don Friesen, Andrew Hobbs, Dave Burleigh, Andy Beningo, Jamie Lissow, Drew Allen, Jason Love, Kim Kerley, Alex Velluto, Tony Deyo.

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[oscarneuman]

When my son was about to graduate high school, one of his friends told me he was going to college to major in history. I said, "History? There's no future in that..."

[marieque]

All those "none of the big history factories were hiring" Love it!! So true.

[Ballr]

I have a philosophy degree and it's far from useless. I not only know why they want fries, but I can explain to them why their reasons for wanting fries are bad ones, and I can persuade them to get onion rings instead.

[oldpicker]

my stepson got a masters in art he can draw everything but a pay check

[dariushober]

I approached college "backwards"-worked in a field for a decade then got a degree to "prove" I knew what I had been doing. Never found it challenging this way-just an expensive book club.

[lazyperfectionist]

"Don't take revenge in a way that ruins _your_ life."
Okay. That's some sage advice, right there.

[surfsister]

My daughter was holding up her Master's Degree certificate. It was huge and all done in calligraphy. As I filmed her I noticed they had spelled her name wrong. I just quietly said, 'They spelled your name wrong.' She just looked at me and then smiled and told me I was kidding. When I didn't respond she frantically checked out the certificate and just melted. $100, 000 and they got her name wrong.

[TheDarkrelic]

"you think I'm telling my daughter to stay in school, I'm telling her Chinese guys are hot!" 🤣

[Scavenger]

The only thing my Associate Degree in Graphic Design ever did for me was make me almost totally immune to subliminal advertising.

[sevenstarsd]

My grandfather told me if you get a degree in philosophy you're going to just sit around and think about why you don't have a job. If you get a degree in theology you're going to just sit around and pray about why you don't have a job.

[mosespray]

The best comedians are very bright and insightful people. They see the truth hidden in complexity.

[moegreenback]

“We all got Masters degrees and we are comedians” Ain’t that the truth!

[BuzzinVideography]

I have a degree in structural welding and secondary in teaching. Two people I work with have bachelor's degrees in computer science, and one more has a degree in engineering.
We are vendors at Walmart...

[ramrab]

“Just so they can know WHY they want some fries with that” 😂

[noahjuanjuneau]

Well, my grandson is going to the university now… he’s going to be an astronaut….
Yeah… he’s goes to class every day and he is just taking up space.

[maylynbayani]

As a good friend told me: "My job is not my dream job but it allows me to do the things I dream of."

[magnatron]

The Professor on Giligans Island could make a radio out of a coconut but couldn’t fix the hole in the boat lol

[thatairplaneguy]

My degree was in aviation.
I charge forklift batteries for a living and I’m making more money doing that than flying airplanes
Something is wrong with that.

[billschlafly]

I have a degree in civil engineering. I got it in 1996. It's been very useful and profitable. I'll say this much though...college was full of useless stuff back then too.

[WhackBytch]

This isn't comedy... this is wisdom!