MIND-NUMBING CHAOS | Everyone Is John (Games Night XL)

It's Everyone Is John, the role-playing game where everyone plays as John, you just have to bet for control.
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[occipita_ca]

"Don't actually tear the page--"

[Orillion]

"I'm looking for dark arts." "We've got a section on hip-hop."
GENIUS.

[flan]

'john oversleeps at work' somehow turned into 'john summons cthulhu in a flamingo enclosure at the zoo'

[SlayerOfKleiners]

Somehow, the most horrifying part in this tale of brainwashing, animal murder, and wanton destruction was Lewis tearing a page out of a perfect Lovecraft collection for almost no reason.

[Marshtomp]

Only the yogcast could go from "waking up at your job at quiksave" to "Going to an alternate dimension with Cthulhu"

[Valk]

Mind-control: 3+
Jumping a fence: 6+
Balance in the game: Priceless <3

[Xartimus]

"There were reports of a giant monster, a van driving into the lion enclosure, murder! Death! ...Disaster! *Dead Lions!*"
"Yeah, but _guns?_, this is _England!_"

[SuperExodian]

i mean, sure lewis summoned c'thulhu, but the madman simon bloody tamed him... i don't care it's not his goal, it's just bloody awesome

[tacoman]

Whenever something needs to happen: "Suddenly a mini van crashes into..."

[howell]

"A man drove through a crowd, there was a giant monster, there are reports of murder, death, chaos!"
"Yeah but this is England!"

XD

[fugyfruit]

Lewis became an amazing cult leader in record time

[rcmini]

And I tear out the page that I need-
Don't actually tear it ou-
*TEAR*
Oh my god.

CRYING

[paddyscone]

Please make more of this. I haven't laughed this hard at a Yogscast video in a long time.

[CCCopper]

Tom: You can't understand it.
Simon: Ancient Languages is my skill. Totally worth it!
Me: This is either the most elaborate set-up, or extremely circumstantially beneficial out of pure coincidence...

[ThisIsAnOutraaage]

Lewis was MVP in this, he was fucking hilarious. Simon was also great, on par with Kevin -- best designated driver 2k17. Then there was Duncan, trying to tame a lion...

[oh-no-plz-no]

holy shit lewis just mind controlling people and ripping pages out of books

[richarddwight]

Lewis the Necromancer
Simon the English Indiana Jones
And
Duncan the Grocer


I was not expecting this

[rosariocrimson]

Can't wait to see an animation of this mess. Best thing ever.

[RedDrago]

Only the Yogscast would start an RPG as a guy working at a Quicksave, and end it by causing the literal apocalypse...

[anthonywilson]

Someone Needs To Animate This Entire Thing.