What Is The Oldest Living Thing?

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From eldritch aspen colonies to immortal jellyfish, the world is lousy with long-lived organisms. But what’s the oldest?

So, as far as aging goes, humans have it pretty good. I mean, we’re no giant tortoises, but we’re generally capable of living for decades – some of us for more than a century! Here at BrainStuff, this got us thinking: What is the world’s oldest living thing?

It’s a tricky question, and the answer depends on how we define “living” and a “thing”.

First, let’s tackle what we mean by “thing”. If we say a “thing” could also be a clonal colony, then the competition heats up quickly. There are numerous plant and fungal clone colonies that have been around for tens of thousands of years, and they’re still barreling along.

There’s King Clone, the creosote bush in the Mojave – almost 12,000 years old. And we can’t forget Pando, the gigantic male quaking aspen clonal colony in Utah. He’s about 80,000 years old. Incidentally, he’s also the heaviest living thing, weighing in around 6 million kg.

But what if we stick to single organisms? If so, then the tiny endoliths are strong contenders. These extremophile Methuselahs like to kick back and take it easy – for millions of years they’ve lived a mile and a half below the ocean floor, with metabolisms slower than molasses, only reproducing once every few centuries or millennia. I mean, that makes pandas look like rabbits.

There’s a big – let’s call it a loophole – in the definition of living. Dormancy. What if something was frozen in time, trapped in stasis, and then revived like Captain America or the alien in the Thing?

In 2011 Professor Brian Schubert published a paper on just that – he’d discovered bacteria in what he called “a kind of hibernation state” inside tiny bubbles of 34,000 year old salt crystals.

So if we allow an organism to take a “time out” and spend thousands of years in stasis, there are loads of competitors for the title of “oldest living thing."

There’s one other important thing: some organisms might be immortal. Now, don’t get jealous – we’re not talking some super sexy vampire-type immortality. Nope, we’re talking about jelly fish – specifically hydra and the Turritopsis dohrnii.

The Turritopsis is only about 4.5 mm large, but capable of something that may be unique in the animal world – after reaching sexual maturity, it can revert to its polyp stage. It can reverse and reset its aging cycle, rendering it biologically immortal. And the hydra doesn’t seem to age at all. This means that, potentially, the oldest living organism could, one day, be a jellyfish.

But for now, even, the oldest living, continually active things on earth appear to be the extremophile organisms collectively called endoliths. At least, that’s the current working theory.

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Instead of getting older, can I go back to being a teenager and spend the rest of my days sleeping until noon and playing Super Mario Brothers?

nsowers
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living forever seems like a pain, watching all your loved ones die

TheArthas
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I would love to live forever!   There is so much knowledge I'll never see because of my life span.  You can read every book.  Become a great scientist.  Try every hobby.  Help colonize other planets. Cure diseases.  Learn every language.  Become a first hand history teacher.

MuckoMan
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I would like death to be an option. Age until mid thirties, then have it either happen due to an accident or by choice.

DavesChaoticBrain
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I don't know if I would want to live forever, but atleast a few hundred years. Great video btw, but I hoped that you would talk about the oldest animals.

hkonmyren
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If you forever then as your body ages and you can experience some serious pains and have it hard to get around, all of that while living for ever.

BaerzLife
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I absolutely do NOT want to live forever. First, there is not guarantee that my loved ones would share in my immortality, which is not acceptable.

Second, the human brain is not capable of storing memory for a super-long life. Memories would fade or be written over by new ones which really begs the question: are we truly the same person without our formative memories?

savagegardenrox
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I always feel like there is too little time. Living forever would fix that partially, because if you screw up one, hey you can make it up in the next few centuries. It would also allow us to live the far future and see what it's like.

Candoran
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I don't think I'd want to live forever as I feel the world is falling apart right now and hard enough to watch already. But it'd be nice to have more time for me to reach where I'd like to in my studies. If I could choose not to rest until I've made a difference I'd like that.

DisabledCursedPrince
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Asking do you want to live forever is like asking do you want to be awake forever. We need to sleep just like we need to die. It's how you live that matters on how you die.

candyazz
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I would like to live long enough to master every skill...About 1100 years for my own personal bucket list.

If I were immortal, I'd be afraid of boredom, and eventually I think anyone would get to the point of complete apathy and start doing destructive things.

GreyFang
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I'd only want to live a long time if I could travel back and forth through time. Thinking about preventing disasters from happening and maybe fixing my past, even if just a little...bit.

Kodrybnik
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If i could go from adult to child and back an forth living forever... that would be incredible, especially if we get to keep our memories imagine what one (talented ) person alone could accomplish, so if i was able to do this yes i would

wrongway
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being immortal is actually a curse. you get to see everyone you love die, time and time again. then there's seeing even your children die well before you can ever do so. i wouldn't want to be immortal, simply because of that, but to be honest it would be fairly cool to see how history goes on.

kingemocut
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i would like to get very old, but be healthy enough to enjoy the joys of old age, lets say 500+ years.

ketfoen
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Aw man i thought it would be the Bristlecone Pine

zhaneranger
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I don't even want to exist forever. The concept of eternal existence has scared the hell out of me since I was 5. Someone who isn't scared of infinity has never contemplated trillions upon trillions of years of existence, then add infinite trillions. Fuck that noise.

kronosx
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That's so old my grandpa farted dust!  :D

crazysdrums
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I would do anything to live forever, even if it means becoming a vampire or a giant floating face in a smokey jar

LeonardGreenpaw
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Living forever has advantages and disadvantages. I'd say 300 years is good.

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