If Rey is a Skywalker

If Rey is a Skywalker you and me are gonna have problems.

(I know I don't look like Daisy Ridley but I think my Mark Hamill's on point)

The idea that LST is there to watch over Rey was first suggested to me by redditor StornZ and I'm worried it checks out. For real if her parents are not dead or physically being help captive they are ruined for me and it better not be Luke or Leia.

(I haven't read Bloodline yet but from what I understand it debunks the popular Rey Skywalker timelines? Ben defected way after Rey would've been left on Jakku so she couldn't have reasonably been Luke or Leia's child. I don't know.)

[Exurba]

"I was offered 60 portions for a droid the other day, and to be frank I didn't even know if that was a real number." I weed a little bit.

[T-Jex]

I trought this was a parody, now I know it was a first draft of episode 8.

[LolaLink]

"She died of sadness. Ladies do that."
"Yeah, figures."

DAT SHADE lmao

[KilianExperience]

At least he's a bit sorry about it. He could have been all
Rey: "I almost got eaten by a bird"
Luke: "Yes that was the point. I put bird seed in your bag"

[Yakko]

"I killed a Jawa and I ate it. I was 9." I was laughing so hard at that I had to pause the vid.

[WerewolfEnjoyer]

"I was offered 60 portions of food for a droid, and I'll be honest, I wasn't sure that was a real number."

I'm dead.

[stanley]

Whaddup I’m Rey, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

[swarasalih]

"Where's Mom?"

"She died of sadness...ladies do that." I'M DYING XD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mccabber]

How did you get Mark Hamill to do a cameo in this video?!

[darthbretticus]

The acting is amazing I kept thinking I was looking at Mark Hamill and Daisy Ridley

[AntoineBandele]

That would be really awesome if Rey really could not read ... that would be an awesome little tidbit.

[historymysteries]

I did spend a disproportionate amount of Last Jedi muttering “Don’t be cousins. Don’t be cousins” in every Reylo scene.

[isaac_]

"dead, or evil, or both" this lady predicted palpatine in ROS

[zachanikwano]

That Luke Skywalker impression was on point.
Hair flip and all

[foxbodyford]

There is a strong family resemblance there.

[ian_b]

And then the 3rd movie came out and it was even stupider.

[onekthmatt]

I'm nostalgic for a time when I thought this was the worst possible direction Rey's backstory could go.

[ProfKisuto]

"So...why couldn't I stay with you on your Scottish island paradise?"

Fucking brilliant.

[AmuroX]

This would have been better than Rey being a Palpatine, lol

[willwhittmon]

proof that low production still kills it in 2016 as well 👏👏