These TikTok Recipes are Horrible

TikTok cooking, a truly horrifying phrase. Today, we revisit the TikTok account syllygirl, and regret every second of it. Buckle up.

[CarrieSoVery]

The noodle bundt thing....she said it's her favorite meal, then when she took it out of the pan, she said she couldn't believe it worked? Makes no sense

[ziggyzoggin]

The fact that she put eggs in a dorito bag deleted my soul

[adeaddeity]

0:59
"Huh, that carrot looks a bit pale, damn, she didn't peel it, did she?"
"We're going to start by grating frozen chicken breast."
"what the fu-"

[Jk_]

She probably boils cupcakes and tops them with cheese 💀

[meh]

Studying to become a chef, seeing how THICK that chicken burger is I cant help but be afraid of the risk of some parts of it not cooking the whole way through

[authenticuser]

this is like, when an AI writes a recipe, except she's actually making them

[lighterAJH]

Guaranteed she threw all of that out without taking a single bite.

[sherlock-kun]

A close friend of hers needs to invite her over to dinner and Intentionally only make those dishes for her since they're 'her favorite' then record her reaction and upload it
We need this sequel

[juno]

I was most surprised at how she actually used a double boiler to melt the chocolate. for any who dont know, this is the most efficient way to melt chocolate without it breaking or having lumps. I was incredibly surprised that she did it correctly

[stormyechoes]

A true dystopian future is one where everyone cooks like this.
"Mom, is dinner ready yet?"
"No, sweetie. It's still cooking in the oven with the six blocks of velveta cheese."

[SaxyKnight]

7:02 Italians: you hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying.

[Arsenelli]

5:53 “just crack one egg”

Proceeds to crack two eggs

[brothersalt]

Every meal she cooks “it’s the best. My favourite dish ever” then proceed to be astounded that it “worked”

[rosecity_chris]

This is literally the kind of stuff I make when I'm super high because I have no idea how to cook and everything looks good so I throw it all together.

[Wolfen]

The glove thing from that first video, good god that pissed me off so much. I use to work in a fast food kitchen and I took my work at the broiler station very seriously, making sure to follow all the steps to maintain the cleanliness of my station. One of my coworkers didn’t care at all and if I ever had to step away for a moment or I had to put my attention on something else, she would grab chicken out of the drawer, then season everything, flip things with the spatula/tongs, get more burgers out, etc. ALL without changing gloves and I would always stop whatever was going in my station and just clean whatever I could in the time I had.

[Skipatronic]

as someone who grew up poor, these people who think it's funny wasting food making these abominations absolutely pisses me off.

[baileybrian]

lol she says "This is one of my favorite meals in the world", then when it's done cooking she gets shocked and says "wow it worked!" showing she has never actually cooked this before in her life

[RealUnknown.]

“You just created a Monster” Now I definitely want Gordon Ramsay to react to this.

[simysimeonov]

the macaroni ring one:
"this is my favourite dish"
the taco shell thing:
"my favourite"

[leothechonkycat]

this woman is crazy. She always claimed how all the dish she made are her favourites, but yet she got surprised by the taste EVERY SINGLE TIME