These TikTok Recipes Should Be Illegal

Bad TikTok cooking, my personal favorite genre on TikTok content. Today we are gonna watch some recipes from the TikToker "Syllygirl", and it is going to sadden us all. Buckle up.

[o_o-]

The fact the husband compared her cooking to 5-minute-crafts perfectly sums up these Tik Tok chefs.

[MilaKami]

I love the way she explains every step like she’s making the most exquisite plate of food yikes 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[yourusual_BigShot]

“Now the hardest part, wrapping it, ” nah man the hardest part is eating it 💀

[Swle_Pnguin]

1st bite feels like heaven. Next bite sends you there.

[likewiseluke]

The amount of oil in that pot she deep fried the ramen covered sandwich in is literally a fire hazard

[nevergonnagiveyouup]

I love how she’s telling us how to do it like we’re just gonna watch her deep fry a big mac and be like “yup! Definitely gonna make this for dinner!”💀

[germanpaul]

>heat up pan
>butter a toast
>put toast butterside down in the pan
>cook until crispy on underside
> don't flip
>remove toast from pan

a breakfast meal 1000x better than those tiktok recepies

[Enjoymentboy]

You know you're doing it wrong when Jack's cooking looks more appetizing.

[AaronJitSing]

As an indian, who are well known for their spices, I can honestly say that spice is not the issue here. they need deliverance from the devil, someone call a priest.

*As an Indian I TQ for 1.4K likes.

[Charliesphere]

As a professional cook who is high right now, I can confirm that the Wellington reference is by far the most culinary accurate critic you have ever shared. I laughed for quite a while you literate duck!

[spiderlily]

"Why hot-dogs, ground meat and velveeta" - the answer is pretty obvious. No content farm is gonna waste actually expensive stuff for their cilps.
It's the same reason why all those accounts use so much hot glue: much cheaper than actual materials needed for crafts.

[justgames]

As a fellow Eastern European. Seeing this almost killed me. You Americans could have just sent her cooking tape and won the Cold War that way… we all would have died watching this horrific cooking

[mamamiabenjamia]

as a lover of food, these aren't even guilty pleasures, they're just gross.

[TheScorpionCarpenter]

August: “If you are not from America, I promise, I mean I really do, we do not eat like this….”

Also August: “Meet Nikacado…”

[ehidnicus]

Once you learn that all these rage bait cooking videos are actually disguised fetish content, it all makes sense.

[jakechapman]

Velveta, hotdogs, raw meat, uncooked noodles are the 4 horsemen of bad internet food.

[nicr]

The four horsemen of TikTok cooking
1: Cheese
2: Hotdogs
3: Deep frying
4: Negative Iq

[jasminritter]

Am I the only one who would like to see Gordon Ramsay's reaction to those recipes?

[_Mushroom_boy_]

I was very tired while watching this, about to fall asleep but witnessing such culinary eldritch horrors once again made my sleepy eyes widen in fear and disgust

[naughtykid]

4:53 we call it "plastic cheese"