A Pizza Tumblr Post #reddit #funny

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[diwang]

Holy hell bro described a short movie that would last like 45 minutes

[munimkhan]

Truly a "r/oddlyspecific" moment.

[glacousxx]

This was definitely written by the daughter 😢

[mogcat]

Its just a fruit salad but in a pizza shape

[averagestudent-ts]

i'm just wondering how long it took to type this out

[ptolemyhenson]

Despite the issues here, there was a legitimate attempt to make a good day. Good parents in my book.

[mccarterjg]

I only feel sorry for the daughter is going to grow up to get a husband like that someday. And I feel sorry for the sun that's going to marry such a self-absorbed dramatic cont

[VTh-fx]

"Straight B" "overachiever" 😂😂😂

[theblackthorn]

I would totally eat that pizza-shaped fruit salad.

[C.L.]

This story is one insanely long sentence. Lol

[AndrewRocks]

Bro this happens to people in my town all the time lmao

[MrBardTard]

To those who think the "pizza" looks good, good fot you. The issue here is that its false advertizemen. Thess kidscwere probabky promised actual pizza and presentes with this. Evdn if it us good fruit salad, i woukd probably be too pissed about vejng lied to to enjoy this.

In addition, the mother is clearly not doing this for her son. She's doing thus for yjay classic suburban mom one-upsmanship. Dhes trying to make herself out as better than the other moms in the neighborhood vy getting the kids to eat healthy. Its why the daughter gets yelled at fof fixing hef failure. The dad is doing his best, but mom is a karen

[jenn]

Sounds like a good BIRTH CONTROL ad 🙅🏾‍♀️
Without those kids:
The burgers would have been STEAKS 🥩
That fruit pizza would have been SANGRIA & MARGARITAS 🍷🍹

[bluft]

Still convinced this is just the older teenage daughter trying to write out her trauma without making it obvious that it's about her

[XxRatzyxX]

Idc I would DEVOUR that pizza I fucking love fruit 🤤

[Immortalshinron]

Even after all that I still wanna try the fruit covered water melon...unless that's cheese because wtf.

[Rolling_Girl_falling_forever]

I’m starting to think the poster is actually the mom, and they’re recounting their traumatic BBQ experience lmao