Engineering students be like...(Part 2)

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[sovietshoretrooper]

"How does a phone work?"
"Fucking magic!"
the response I give all the time as a software engineer

[xxbeatuupzz]

The most engineer thing I've heard is "the closest I've been to a threesome is doing 2 programming tasks in one night"

[BeautifulYou]

"should I put F=ma on the cheat sheet?" the engineers equivalent to doing 2+2 on your calculator just in case xD

[Mu_Lambda_Theta]

0:41 He reads everything out loud.
*Except for the answer on his calculator*

[brone]

I took the cheat sheet game so far at my uni they had to make a rule against it. We were allowed one side A4 so I used blue and red ink paired with those old style blue and red filter 3D goggles to effectively give myself two sides A4 on one side of paper. This was allowed in the exam but they specifically banned it afterwards.

[williamkoller]

“So would that circuit have been used in the Iron Man suit”, *camera pans to whiteboard* its a single resister and a voltage source 💀

[fikretesfay]

"how do you solve Navier stokes? I could use a million bucks" funniest.

[obedbabington]

It's all fun and games until you find that one guy who is all of these simultaneously

[dylanparker]

"... and barely passed with the curve that you ruined!" was a genius line xD

[lexscarlet]

"I'm gonna sell that design to Boeing and then use that money to buy Boeing."

A Zach Star-run Boeing would be an interesting Boeing indeed

[aks]

3:40 "I got 12 angry men ready to beat this sh*t out of you cause they actually studied" XDDD made me LOL

[elonmuskhaslostit]

3:24 or ‘the pretender’
That studies 500 years but acts like he doesn’t

[cgme]

I had the “curve ruiner” in my Chem 1 class, and it wasn’t just one but four. Four people were retaking the class, I think all on their third time. They absolutely destroyed the curve.

[fahadalghamdi]

3:45
This is a big reason why I fiercely oppose grading on curves. It turns students into competitors rather than cooperators, it unfairly punishes students on the left side of the IQ bell curve by comparing them with students on the right side of the bell curve, and it does not help with learning objectives at all. It is a lazy and irresponsible way for professors to hide their incompetence if the overall class performance was low, and punish students who succeed in the learning objectives if the overall class performance was high because they did not preform to the same level as their peers at that point in time.
in short, grading on a curve is Evil and unhelpful.

[jaker]

I'm the one in the zoom class that asks the question that everyone in chat is asking (the professor never checks chat) only to have the professor rant about how dumb the question is.

[bobofthekerbals]

The cheat sheet part reminded me of this one time in history where I managed to fit an entire study guide onto about two-thirds of one side of a notecard. Proudest achievement of my life

[RCSmiths]

I also love gargling Listerine mid-test. It mentally helps me to ace every single one I take.

[Bamdd]

A good one I’ve experienced is “if no one has any questions, class is dismissed.” Then some precedes to ask a never ending stream of questions unrelated to the lecture

[startuckval]

Engineering students actually be like : gonna let this guy Zachary star ruin my sleep schedule

[funournour]

"When you were coding hello world, i was in intern coding hello World..of Warcraft"

Lmfao, that's totally a thing my brother would say.