What Your Favorite Car Engine Says About You!

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What Your Favorite Car Says About You! ENGINE EDITION! The Humor in this video can go up to 5 layers deep. As Shrek would say, this is like an Onion, it has layers. You need to be a Weeb who watches a lot of Anime, Participates in Gacha Games, heck, you need to be an aLPhA gAmER in general to even understand of the GAMER jokes, amirite GAMERS? You also of course, need to be a car enthusiast. Some pop culture references are made as well regarding Jay Z, White Girls at Starbucks, and so on, so like I said, this video can either be extremely funny, extremely confusing, hard to digest, or just plain stupid if all of it flies over your head.

I won't explain any of the jokes, I'm sure someone in the comments will, the reason I don't is because it ruins the fun in telling a joke. A Joke is meant to be enjoyed by those who understand it in it's purest form of delivery and not it's elaborated explanation.

While not an outright joke, I will explain the Soup pictures on the Supra bit...
Get it? Toyota SOUPra? It's a stupid gag referencing the fact I call my friend Spence's MK5 Supra a "Soup" since he likes to eat Soup too and owns a Soup. All Supra's are now SOUP to me. YO, YO, YOU WANT SOME SOUP BRUH??

But Seriously Akio. I swear to God, if I have to lose another carbon gauge to you, someone at Namco is getting it...
*For Legal Purposes the above statement is a joke, plz don't hurt me Namco, k thx bye*

Boring Details about Callie
Callie's frame was slowly and meticulously pushed back into place. This process took upwards of a year due to multiple appointments, constant checkups, and moving it between many shops since many experts were needed. Unfortunately, a part of her A-pillar is still not fully fixed as it literally jets "Wind" inside. I just used a larger weather lining here as I do not want to re-strip off all her panels and send her back to a Body Repair Shop to realign a few millimeter difference. Her Lower Rocker Frame looks practically new. It was repainted on the bottom so no scuffs show. The Frame on the upper roof was never damaged. IIHS wasn't kidding when they gave the Ford Mustang a 5/5 for Roof strength. It took a Tacoma at 45mph and held up. This strong roof is likely what saved my life that night, as it's ability to completely hold it's shape prevented the Tacoma from pushing further inwards into the car and severely injuring/deceasing me.

Once it left the shop, I got lazy and let her sit around for about 8 months in a field in the middle of nowhere in Indiana. The reason being was I was trying to find a "Deep Impact Blue" Mustang in a salvage yard to avoid having to repaint Callie or buy new panels. While there were DIB Mustangs that came in, most of them HAD similar damage on the panels I needed to replace Callie's with, meaning salvaging them would've been pointless.
Eventually...an unlikely candidate showed up. I finally found a Salvage Mustang with Passenger side damage (Chassis Code 0596 of the 50th anniversary lineup Kona Blue) as a donor car/parts bin car to transplant any good panels from it, onto Callie. It essentially had the inverse damage of what she had, but less severe (Passenger sideswipe as opposed to a full blown Driver's Side T-bone like mine) I ended up repainting her to Kona Blue instead of Deep Impact Blue since the majority of her (front bumper, driver's side Fender, rear driver's side fender, driver's side door, and rear bumper) were all smashed/bent/not lining up after the collision.
The GT:CS interior got all moldy from the deployed airbags since right after the accident, my Insurance company let her sit out in a field for a few months awaiting payment from the At Fault Party. By the time the issue was settled, her interior needed replacing, so I also took the interior from chassis code 0596 as well.
The thing I'm most proud of, are the side "louvers" from the 50th Anniversary. Those are not actually plastic tacked on bits, they are indeed GLASS MULTI LAYERED Louvers. A true work of art worth almost $1900 a piece. The one on his passenger side was somehow unscathed since he had front side damage mostly. I yoinked these since Callie's driver's side Quarter Window was smashed in the crash as well.

I am currently looking for a crashed/wrecked (preferably rear ended) Kona Blue Shelby GT350
because I want it's hood, front fenders, front bumper, CAI, Strut brace, and Intake Manifold.

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Hey! I only dropped $3k into FGO for my waifu Mordred, okay?

jtreed
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It’s good to see Callie back! I thought that she was completely totaled, but it looks like you managed to fix her. Props to you Bladed for rebuilding her after the accident. (Also I can’t wait how she’s gonna look with those GT350 Fenders, hood and front bumper and how she’s gonna sound with that GT350 Intake manifold)

tiringelk
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I'm both curious and terrified to know what an Alfa V6 owner would be like

jamesclack
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This video is just for fun! Don't take it too seriously!
If you'd like to be featured in the next one (Cause I definitely missed A LOT) comment something below for Part 2!

BladedAngel
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I think your take on the 1-UZ V8 engine would be quite interesting to hear. Cuz for a powerful reliable V8 it sure as hell isn’t being swapped into builds often.

emilenator
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I love Mopars, and I was rolling when you got to the challenger/charger engines. Because you literally roasted some of the most immature and annoying people in the entire car community.
(Looking at all the people who organize/ participate in takeovers)

elijahmontgomery
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Okay that R34 joke was pretty damn good.

imnotusingmyrealname
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I would love to see the Honda J series, “it’s Honda’s LS!”
Which is kinda true it’s in everything from minivans to the Acura TL Type S and has always been a super reliable v6
I have a J32a3 in my 04 TL 6mt and i have no complaints about it (except I wish I could supercharge it without spending an arm and a leg)

romulas-cushmanproject
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I drive a roadster conversion Datsun Z with that L series engine, and I can tell you, if you are chasing power with that engine, you are doing it wrong. Swap it if you want power, but you should not swap it because of the sound.
Having it straight piped, the engine sounds like a mixture between a hotrod, a Jag E-type and a diva.

GrenMambaS
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As a Subaru fan, I liked the EJ part. Though I'd like to recommend the EG (EG33 from the Subaru SVX, for example) for a possible part 2.
Thanks for the laughs!

Yuuki_Watage
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I'd like to see these engines:
RB25DET (my fav engine, sounds much better than GTR RB26 IMO, lacks the power though)
1.4 T-Jet - swapped Fiat Seicento (600) go pss
2.3 EcoBoost - no mustang fans consider it an engine, but in Focus... Oh my!
Alfa V6 Busso - fun, when it's working
1.9 TDI - mOsT ReLIaBlE eNgInE, while non-cast supra can achieve 1000KM, 1.9 TDI can achieve miles without repair
M52 series - best for your rusted winter-beater BMW
VAG 1.8T - swap it into the RX8 so it'll be reliable. Also old Golf GTI fanboys be like

As you can see, I provided more european look towards popular engines.

artij
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The L48 comment is way too true, it's a 5.7L V8 that makes 180hp and still gets like 5mpg, don't get me wrong I love the car but I really want to rotary swap it

jg-mtb
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forza horizon players be like

v8, 2jz, v12

what, there are more engines

rokky
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BMW N52. Last NA I6 BMW made, (with based port injection and valvetronic) overlooked because it only made 260 horses max, 230 in its most common form, and was overshadowed by the N54, which is a whole other can of worms and broken fuel systems.

brentsnocomgaming
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Barra turbo - “just because the transmission broke doesn’t mean the engine doesn’t clap holdens”

lollieollie
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hey bladed, what do you think about midnight club? they have strict etiquette but are at the end of the day street racing

aziaat
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'R34 - not the cool kind' made me chuckle

Danse_Macabre_
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Definitely would love to see the Northstar in part 2, and it’s entry definitely just needs to be a rant about how if you completely re-do the head studs it’s a good engine

patrickmartin
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Technically my favorite engine is rotary and I completely agree with what it says about me. But I also love the l3-vdt, I drive a Mazda 3 and plan on putting one into it when my trans/engine goes. They're fairly reliable, make loads of power for a 2.3 and still fairly cheap considering its gonna be a daily and not beat to shit.

Edit: not swapping the engine, just buying a speed3. Too much work trying to fit that engine in (all the shit that goes with an intercooled turbo 4) even though it's a drop in

WilkesyGlass
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“I like muscle cars!”
“What generation?”
“Classics.”
“MURICA BIG FAT MURICAN HILLBILLY CHEVY GUY”

javathehut