Cyborg Cockroaches!!!

Japanese researchers have made a self powered cyborg cockroaches... for science? For science.

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[Re_Kitty]

I'll pay big money if they can program these cyborg cockroaches to attack and eat other cockroaches. Like zombies. But for pest control.

[acleus]

My cyborg side-bug-kick would be a Bee that talks like Samuel L Jackson and uses laser guided mini missiles in order to blind my enemies!

[Geekrs]

I would have a cyborg grasshopper, so it could play really awesome music to help me sleep.

[Jimalcoatl]

Cockroaches can be controlled.  I think it was last year that it was shown that by attaching electrodes to their antennae the roaches can be fed signals that cause them to move in predictable ways allowing them to be remote controlled.

[matthewevans]

Aww... They're so cute doing stories together as a couple.

[codec]

Praying Mantis with Razor blades. It would be codenamed T-1010. Yes, I gave it alot of thought.

[MichaelMonka]

So yes put huge amounts of money into a tiny bug that is almost universally hated by humans to go about on their own being sensors. Smart...when a person who hates cockroaches sees one they''re not going to think "Oh this bug may be a super expensive sensor, I will stomp on it"

[MsMarlinDash]

I would have a little robotic cricket because I could carry him around and make him tweet when I say a bad joke.

[xaxiii]

I would have a cyborg Steve as my sidekick, he has already shown the capability to break into places undetected.

[clementinesofrage]

Whatever bug is in Spy Kids would definitely be my bug sidekick

[kristafrappe]

Ross' impression of Woody Allen as a bug... Love it.

[DJun]

Definitely a cyborg cricket, using electric impulses from the techy bits to control it's wing movements, so it could play and simulate songs I could upload to it with it's quaint cricket chirping.
I'll call it the ChirpChoir.

[NotADoctor]

This sounds like the plot of every animated Nickelodeon show ever!

[GTZN]

A cyborg stick bug as my sidekick, to help me out of sticky situations.

[MyBsAcc]

This gives the term bugging someone a whole new meaning

[congry]

New meaning to the phrase "Planting a bug"

[agoraphobiac]

Holy shit that was a good impersonation, oh my god.

[Permafry]

puts new meaning to the word "bugging"...

[JimFortune]

So if you adapt the fuel cell technology to human use you can lose weight while powering you

[Nate_ROB_]

Bees. Bees are really powerful. Think about it.