Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham - CLEAN VERSION

#BoBurnham #WelcomeToTheInternet #Clean

[SlothVR]

Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time (this took to long)

[Iwastoolatetochangemyhandle]

Okay, the “be happy, be bursting with rage” and the “colored drawing of all the different characters in Harry Potter, welcome to the internet” where really smooth. The rest was noticeable, but those two were

[numberjianhaolvr]

I CAN STILL HEAR THE SWEAR WORDS IN MY BRAIN

[bagelnine]

I really like how he perpetually sounds like a villain as he sings this.

[ToastedSeagul]

I’ve been trying to find a version of this song that doesn’t swear!Thank you so much!

[Pink-fvpq]

This is the smoothest one I've found. I just wish it was less suspicious cus I want to use this song but I'm afraid of my mom noticing T~T

[proffesorpigeon]

when you want to show your parents who Bo Burnham is:

[mitchellKnudson-mv]

this is the best Welcome to the Internet CLEAN VERSION

[AhaanDWarrior]

I can hear this now in the public and my mother will not mind

[Isadora-fh]

Ooh man I miss the og days with no internet. I miss the chat rooms. Those got wiled !!!

[m_myxii]

I HAD TO PAUSE AT THE "a guy just sent you photos- " MY HESRT DROPPED. MY MOM WAS BESIDE ME

[LolaEpicYT]

thanks i made a playlist for my kid friendly channel and i needed a clean version so thanks again

[ShongleShpinks]

perfect for playing near my family :3

edit: amazing work my man.

[oliviawilliamson]

Bro sounds like a villain the whole time

[MelatoninMan]

pov: ur a kid and u just got ur first ipad

[alli]

now i can go to my mother and show she this piece fo art!

[Kendall-kd]

Awesome, thank you so much for making a clean version. Although it was still clean, I said almost every...not so clean word!!

[Dadadooanimate]

this just relates so much to the internet



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[irshaadali]

Great job of trying to mix the music cut-outs together instead of just silencing them

[Chilldudedoesyt]

This song is my reaction to my comments turning off no matter how many dam times i set mychannel as not made for kids and tuen comments on