Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Lyrics)

❗️THIS SONG IS NOT MY SONG, ALL CREDIT GOES TO SINGERS AND SONGWRITERS❗️

🎶Welcome To The Internet By Bo Burnham

Lyrics:

Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

❗️Lyrics in the video may not be accurate, sorry if that happens❗️

[lauraashleyarmson-iwim]

"Has a song ever gave u 2020 trauma?"

Yes.

[Liz_marshmallow_and_Raven]

“Here’s a healthy breakfast option! You should kill your mom!”

Well that got dark quickly.

[bongomania]

"Apathys a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is one hell of a quote

[starberrymothh]

This song always makes me cry for some reason, it's dark yet relaxing at the same time

[river-of-noodles]

I didn’t know this is where the “can I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time” came from. Pleasant surprise

[TheAceCorporation]

I love how he switched from the wholesome parts of the internet to the dark corners. "Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died!" See?

[Faceless_cyote]

Bro described everyone's phone addiction in 4 mins and we're all vibing, me included

[DuolingoBird-tjbd]

I love it when he just starts getting so literal

[baryonyx]

THIS NEEDS TO BE EVERY SOCIAL MEDIAS GLOBAL ANTHEM

[queonda]

Everything that this song says is JUST REAL FACTS EVERYTHING IT HAS A POINT

[julieleft-opln]

the laugh at 3:50- bro was HAVING his villain arc

[apolloathena]

Why does this song relax me? Why am I calm and happier now?

[OtterPxp]

I personally think this is one of the most chaotic songs out there and I'm all for it

[Katecatalpha]

Have you ever walked your lemon on a Thursday morning at night in the middle of a hot snowstorm only to realize you left your pet fence in the dishwasher?

[Twin_Snake_Lover]

Burnham really went from Cheery to sweet and inspirational to straight up phycopath-

[Wasabi-zqmv]

" Mommy let you use her Ipad, you were barely 2 " that sends shivers of memories down my spine.... Almost regret

[PreCureFan]

It's all fun and games until you realize you can actually search all these things he's talking about...

[Mr_UnknownOriginal]

My man explained the world in 4 minutes and 42 seconds

Edit: Holy moly 2k likes 💀

Edit: holy smokes can i have this much subscribers 3k likes 🗿🗿🗿

[BaylaWayla]

am i the only one who loves the way he says "take this quirky quiz"?

[erasedoggO]

Catchy
Too catchy
... GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD