Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]

WARNING: The following cover contains strong language and potentially upsetting/offensive scenarios. Viewer discretion is advised.

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[justindixon]

Gotta give Alastor respect He actually learned about the thing he hates just to make a catchy song insulting it

[capitalistpropaganda]

The way you made Alastor’s voice distort and the screen go red when he says something crazy like ‘HERES A NINE YEAR OLD WHO DIED’ is just perfect

[ДаниилЖуков-жм]

Alastor skipped TV era and went straight for internet, what a chad

[LordEnder]

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom's a crime" is the most Alastor line ever

[FynnLivesInTheVoid]

I could actually see this being how Alastor feels about modern entertainment

[starshine]

"Boredom is a crime" is something Alastor would definitely say!

[kiefox]

This is an alternate universe situation.
Imagine Alastor did join Vox.

[didipissmypantsorisitjustt]

Alastor: "Aphaty's a tragedy and boredom is a crime."

Also Alastor in Hazbin: *why does anyone do anything? Sheer absolute BOREDOM.*

[PhoenixKnight]

That laugh was legitimately terrifying. Seriously, that caught me off guard.

[CmdrVoltaire]

“Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.”
If there was ever a single sentence that explains Alastor’s MO, this would be it. It’s just so perfect

[yaBi_Hawkx]

I was just wondering why the AI sounded so lively and realistic until I realized it was a real human doing the cover. Good job

[spoopy]

A few things:
1. It’s always surprising to hear you swear, or say any offensive word
2. I like that Alastor’s face turns red and his voice distorts more when he says the more terrible things
3: the evil laugh was awesomely terrifying

Edit: this got way more likes than i expected it to

[darlingmelancholy]

well Alastor was the bo of his time. only bo would make jokes about the stock market crash

[aepokkvulpex]

God, this is so good. finally something that really conveys "Welcome To The Internet" the way I see it - comparing the internet as an entity to a form of cosmic horror.

[DeadBaron]

The internet truly is a scary, dangerous place. Luckily after decades in IT I know how to set web filters and protect my children. The shit I've witnessed and the disgusting degeneracy, grooming, etc.

[threesofthree]

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is basically the perfect way to sum up Alastor so far. Love it. It's so fitting, Imma overlook the fact he hates modern technology lol.

[Timegirl]

Honestly, this is super catchy and in a odd way makes sense for Alastor. Yea, he would dislike the idea of modern tech and such, but you know he cannot deny how entertaining it can be with causing issues and chaos lol. Dude would feed off that stuff. He would totally do a musical number on it. I'm definitely going to be listening to this for a long time.

[Gadiller-wewl]

1:34
"Adam has sent the exorcists to terminate your kids"

[Neutral_Tired]

Okay Alastor would totally hate the internet. But this song fits his personality so well I think we can overlook that

[dustinjolly]

He's already already done Everything Will Be Okay, Addict, and now this. Caleb needs to do an extended version of Alastor's song from Hazbin Hotel like pronto. Surely I can't be the only one who wants this now, right?