How to END Your Career | The Internet Report

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[idontknow]

Lily admitting that all of the people she looked down on in high school have risen to positions of prestige and power was such a self-own and she had no idea

[Kaiheart]

The fact that I'm chronically online and don't know who any of these people are makes this video funnier to me.

[fluffy_bug]

All I'm hearing is that it's canon that Funky sleeps fully prepared for a surprise meeting

[MissEarthling]

17:16 the _second_ she said that, I was like "OH she peaked in high school, checks out"

[tassosaivazis]

The last segment proves to me why workers should be legally allowed to slap customers who harass them.

[grittykitty]

"it was that gay damn ass rock" video thrown in really REALLY got me. nearly lost a fish in stardew

[DragonNexus]

It's fascinating how being racist can be considered a career opportunity.

And like most careers, you're not immune from being disliked at work.

[BlueJayBaby]

It’s actually. Genuinely. Getting so fucking concerning seeing how many popular creators end up being shit people and targeting kids??? Like???
Seriously. How the fuck? Why the fuck? How fucking hard is it to just not?? It will never make sense to me.

[Rottingparts]

"Dr. Disrespect age of consent laws" is WILD

[phone_gal]

suit under bathrobe is something i aspire to look good in

[honeycitrus]

"Somebody's getting fired!"
Funky crew: You promise?

[TingGoSkrrt]

17:36 “they’re the theater kids that grew up” what a bunch of nerds growing up and becoming adults, nerds.

[Sprklngglassslipper]

I have the same tooth “issue” as that barista, I have had people make comments on my teeth and every single one of them has been as giant a**hole. My teeth are strong and allow me to chew food and speak clearly, they’re good. “Fixing them” would mean months of shifting teeth, inserting metal rods into my face and putting implants over those (implants that have to be replaced multiple times over your lifetime). And if that’s what someone WANTS to do, that’s totally chill. If not, also totally okay.

WHO would trust a dentist that solicits at a drive-thru like that?!?

[beccangavin]

That poor barista. She did a really good job customer service smiling while that jerk tried to make her feel inadequate so he could profit from her.
And she’s cute! She’s got a lovely smile!

[Itsa_Wasa]

First a bear costume and now a full suit under a plush bathrobe in the dead of Texas summer? I will remember these brave sacrifices made to bring us your artistry

[str.interlud]

the fact that even matt walsh called her on her bullshit is so crazy😭😭

[deevemula]

“One… MINOR… achievement” absolutely ended me😂😂😂

[Yourfavoritemess]

Some people get so upset when someone doesn't want kids, but don't realize they're one of the reasons..

[randomgirlxrulz]

That dentist BOILS my blood. Imagine getting insulted to your face and you have to smile and nod because you're at work AND on camera. And not only that, your bully gets pissy you didn't appreciate them and posts your insecurity to thousands of people.
I hope that barista never spends a day in her life feeling anything less than gorgeous. And I hope she never gets toothaches so she doesn't have to deal with a dentist ever again!

[abbypatterson]

Looking at someone dead in the face and saying their teeth will "never look good", and proceeding to say you'd fix them/ "slay it" is something I never knew I would witness