Star Wars: Episode IX Bingo

I expect every single prediction on this bingo card to be confirmed by the first full-length trailer. Also it’s time to bring back the ysalimiri.

What song and ship would you use for your Star Wars music video:

The clip of Kylo Ren in the forest is way bigger than I intended and looks weird but it took me 5 upload attempts to get youtube to process this video so it is what it is

[gracetheginganinja]

New version of the bechdel test but instead it’s that the backpack wearing character must have a line of dialogue

[act.of.whimsy]

And then Brian, Home Inspector, examines the ruins and identifies that Palpatine is simply the result of an improperly hung door.

[razmiddle]

Jenny you had such faith that the movie series would be thematically coherent

[bartman]

A lot of your predictions are correct. Especially the ones where you say “It would be stupid, but...”

[alhoward]

Rey's gonna detach her lightsaber halves, throw one to Poe Dameron killing him instantly.

[futuremiIf]

“She has to symbolically throw Kylo her lightsaber” I think Jenny knew the entire plot and put other random things on there to throw us off

[SavvyArtz]

Can we please see Palpatine flown over Disney World on a mechanical arm

[matthewepperly]

Holy shit, she just offhandedly predicted the Palpatine twist without even really thinking about it.

[Taipan]

After Kylo kills all the Knights of Ren, he stands in the midst of their corpses and says, “I’m a Ren no longer. I am now going... *Solo.* “

[oldschool]

That Reylo free space was such a power move

[corvuscallosum]

As a star wars rube, whenever I hear someone use 'EU' to mean 'Extended Universe' my mind immediately goes to 'European Union' instead.
"I believe there's a precedent in the EU for sith to come back as ghosts." had me shook for a bit, I'm not going to lie.

[battleupsaber]

I predict that by the end of this year there will be so much Star Wars merch on the bed there will be no space for Jenny to appear on camera, so she'll just be a disembodied voice from off-screen instead

[k-popbiased]

I like how "that's just what his hygiene is like right now" ended up being the real answer

[mike.]

I'm 100% sure that at the end there will be a big dance scene with a Yoda cameo and a breakdancing Leia

[JoanCooperSnark]

Jenny called:
CP3O heroism and death fake out (Memory Loss)
Flying Character (Stormtroopers)
back to Jakku (End Scene)
Slug...is friend
Knights of Rest In Peace (off they go, 5 against one as you called)
Skywalker = New Jedi Order
Palpaghiest
Kylo Ren redeemed

Bonus Off Hand Quotes:
"They're not gonna kill Chewbacca AND blow up the millennium falcon" (Almost did)
"Unless they make Rey a Palpatine, which would be EXTREMELY stupid"
"That's what she can do now, force lightning through her hands"

[Its__Good]

Jenny thought about this film roughly 35% more than the writers.

[Miles-vctl]

You missed an opportunity to call #11 “Bakku to Jakku”

[Michael-yoin]

“You know, like whenever Kylo Ren is redeemed and for whatever reason he doesn’t have his evil lightsaber so Rey has to symbolically throw him her good guy lightsaber.”

JESUS, JENNY.

[gwen]

"I don't think they're gonna just retcon that rey's parents are drunken nobodies" :/

[laurenjcoates]

I resent your dismissiveness of Watto flying over the Magic Kingdom during a fireworks spectacular