Well. Let’s read Colin Trevorrow’s Episode IX script

Allegedly. If this turns out to be a hoax the worst thing that can happen is that I’ll have read a fanfiction which is also my brand.

Click your favorite character in this screenplay:

[sergeyrogatin]

I think they executed Kylo''s face heal turn pretty well

[evilgirlworld]

Rey temporarily dying and then coming back could translate into a perfect crucifixion/revival sequence, perhaps in an Easter play of sorts

[johnnyburks]

This script is a severely mixed bag, but "he lost the star wars" in the script notes is unmitigated genius.

[nikkilangelo]

Rey: I need to share my inner world with you so I have prepared *a numbered list*

[phemyda]

"He died the way he lived: wasting my time" is the absolute coldest line ever and I love it

[Julia-jkhw]

“Projection of his ideal self”
Kylo ren has a self-insert OC that he forced Rey to look at

[mathis]

Fin giving Poe his jacket back: Since it turns out we’re not gay, I guess you can have this back.

[nikkovalidor]

hux didnt lose the star wars
because the real star wars were the friends we made along the way. that he also never had

[joeytansey]

Screen writers shouldn't be afraid to put "snarky quip here" and let a dedicated snark master write that part

[spacequeenasmr]

Jenny honestly "he died the way he lived: wasting my time" is a great villain line

[Machouseproductions]

Leia: It's a shame, but there's nothing left to do about my son, you'll have to kill him
Rey: I believe there's still good in him
Leia (Louder): Yes, such a shame but there's nothing we can do!
Rey: No really I think I can bring him to-
Leia (Even louder): SUCH A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY, BUT I'M AFRAID THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE!

[TheSongwritingCat]

"Wow, he died the way he lived... WASTING MY TIME."
I am genuinely taken aback at the savagery.

[TuesdaysArt]

Finn and Rose setting up a refuge for force sensitive children is unironically a better ending for both characters than what we actually got

[moproodu]

Medical droids know how to solve sith face cancer but you'd better not lose the will to live during childbirth

[adoredpariah]

If Hux had actually said "I lost the star wars." before killing himself it might have saved the whole thing... Probably not though.

[Ryujin]

Hux trying to use the force every day, alone in his office was me as a kid after I saw Matilda tbh

[mikakestudios]

Maybe I'm biased, but there was more romantic tension in "Trapped in an island with Josh Hutcherson" than there is between Rey and Poe.

[kayedie]

It’s so interesting to me with the foster/trevorrow/abrams treatments how every single person apparently watched episodes 7 and 8 and totally projected their own weird hang ups onto the same material. it’s like a rorschach test instead of cohesive storytelling

[Gloss]

WE DID IT BOYS.

WE LOST THE STAR WARS

[ThinkAwayFilms]

I was disappointed nobody in the script said "this is truly a duel of the fates"